Welcome to The Tubthumper Arms? What you having?
My God........ how the mighty have fallen.
A pint of gnat’s piss from the NS concourse, in a plastic beaker. At least it was ice cold.
Served by a confused girl with no till training ?
I’m kicking off with a cheeky Doom Bar
She was pretty. I digress. Yep, the card machine went wrong for minutes, holding up the poor pissheads behind me.