Samuel Pepys

[Prince Monolulu]

....and so to bed.

Bad day at the office, we'll be back....but most of you know that already.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I got worried for a minute, I thought he'd died

 

[Sergio Garcia]

RIP Sam

 

[Eeyore]

I got worried for a minute, I thought he'd died

Ghanaian forward, arriving in January.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I got worried for a minute, I thought he'd died

Ha ha. Chapeau.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

On the Amex, the throngs did descend

On pies and beer, money they did spend

On the pitch, it started bright

Then the oppo were tediumed out of sight

Until this season, when the bamboo fails to bend

(c) Spun Cuppa