Samuel L Jackson at Withdean

[Easy 10]

He's next to me, in D block.

 

[Gotsmanov]

Easy 10, sometimes you're rip-roaringly hilarious. Unfortunately, I work in the club shop and had to deal with call after call from mid-afternoon onwards with people wanting to know if Samuel L. (Simon) Jackson was really coming to the game.

It's just a shame none of us in the club shop were smart enough to take commercial advantage of this spoof.

 

[Easy 10]

Oh god, please tell me you're JOKING

If not and I've caused you any hassle, I apologise profusely.

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[London Irish]

Easy 10, sometimes you're rip-roaringly hilarious. Unfortunately, I work in the club shop and had to deal with call after call from mid-afternoon onwards with people wanting to know if Samuel L. (Simon) Jackson was really coming to the game.

It's just a shame none of us in the club shop were smart enough to take commercial advantage of this spoof.

I've thought about this for a few minutes now and can't quite work out if that's:
a) really funny, or
b) really depressing

 

[Gully]

The first paragraph was totally believable, and I did, the rest was probably the best fictional prose I have read in ages.

 

[Everest]

Could do a job

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I was getting my hopes up there

 

[desprateseagull]

NSC. when you absolutely positively have to talk about every lucky mucker in the room.

 

[Munkfish]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Thats my msg alert

 

[Robot Chicken]

"I’m not much use changing tyres as my thumbs are freakishly small"

"...and I could see George Clooney in the back. He seemed to be grappling with a small aggressive mongrel, so they just stayed in the car."

 

[Dave the OAP]

I've thought about this for a few minutes now and can't quite work out if that's:
a) really funny, or
b) really depressing

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuurious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Is that a quote from Ben Thatcher?

 

[Loft23]

I believed it for a few seconds until I saw the picture of Morgan Freeman below!

 

[Northstander]

NSC GOLD

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Class.

 

[CHAPPERS]

'What's Chappers' favourite bit?', I hear you ask

Jackson, who’s middle name is Simon, [/img]

Well, it's this bit.

 

[Gritt23]

Well played sir, a top spoof.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Very possibly your finest work, Easy. The first paragraph was totally believable. Then it quickly descends into comic GENIUS.

'Jackson, whose middle name is Simon'

'freakishly small thumbs'

'it just goes to show the sheer quality of celebrity we can attract to Brighton'

A photo of Morgan Freeman.

 

[maffew]

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