Sami Hyypia song

[Dan Aitch]

Sami Hyypia
Drank German Bier
He came from Bayer
To make us play
He is clean shaven
Scan dee ni vayern
Please don't take
My Sami away

It rhymes so it gets my vote.

 

[blue-afro-man]

Sami Hyypia

Drank German Bier

He came from Bayer

To make us play

He is clean shaven

Scan dee ni vayern

Please don't take

My Sami away

Epic!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Epic!

Epic Fail more like

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Hey Teacher - leave those songs alone!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Yes, I'm a teacher, moron!

Has Mr Fox been squashed overnight on the bypass?
Or is he on his six week break in Butlins

 

[Tarpon]

Here's mine (again)

Sami Hyy-pi-a
Drinks Fin-lan-di-a
He marched to Sussex
To stand or fall
He's got hair like
He's from the Third Reich
So please don't take my Sami away

 

[Insel affe]

To the tune of Johnny come home by Fine Young Canibals.

Sami..... da da etc
We're sorry..... da da etc
Won't you feck off home...... da da etc

 

[RM-Taylor]

We want Sami out, say we want Sami out!

Sami, time to go, Sami Sami time to go!

you useless *******, get out of our club. (To the tune of i wanna go home)

Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

You don't know what you're doing........

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

To the tune of " the munsters"

Your hairstyle belongs in the SS
Sami Sami,
You're Finnish and you were a red
Sami Sami
You Nordic twat
You Scandic cunt
You've got the team sheet back to front
Sami Hyppvia
Finnish bottom three.

 

[RM-Taylor]

You don't know what you're doing........

He had that sung at him in Birmingham, seems we were right then weren't we.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

He had that sung at him in Birmingham, seems we were right then weren't we.

Though at that stage (2 games in), it was very harsh.......

There is a lot more evidence now.....

 

[Felpham Seagull]

Sami Hyypias league one army

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Say- we are staying up
Say we are staying up

 

[pornomagboy]

We are going down because sammi's a clown for sussex by the sea all together now .........

 

[Postman Pat]

Sami Hyppia
Has no idea
He came from Finland
To bore us all
He is a clown
He'll take us down
So please take Sami away

 

[Mowgli37]

To the tune of " the munsters"

Your hairstyle belongs in the SS
Sami Sami,
You're Finnish and you were a red
Sami Sami
You Nordic twat
You Scandic cunt
You've got the team sheet back to front
Sami Hyppvia
Finnish bottom three.

Wow.

 

[tomfitz12]

Sami Hyypia
Drank German Bier
He came from Bayer
To make us play
He is clean shaven
Scan dee ni vayern
Please don't take
My Sami away

I typed scan dee ni vayern into google translate thinking it was german... I then pressed listen and soon realised my mistake :

 

[8ace]

Taxi for Sammi

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sami H, Sami H
Sami Sami H
He's got blond hair
And he don't care
Sami Sami H