hitony
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This truly amazing 

I'd give my right bollock to see Tiger put it in the lake
I'm almost getting in to this.
Wife (shouting from bedroom): Turn it down. What are you watching?
Me: I'm supporting a German and Italian. They're walking about with a stick
Wife:Why?
Me: Because it'll piss off some big mouthed fat arsed rednecks.
Wife: Oh, ok then.