[Football] Russell Martin just walked past my house

[Lady Whistledown]

Did he go back and forth several times without really getting anywhere?

Before unwittingly dropping his keys on a main thoroughfare where they were picked up by an opportunist burglar who went on to steal his TV, laptop and all the family jewellery?

And then telling the police quite indignantly in his statement that he would not be deterred from going for his daily walks on that route, and he would absolutely not consider placing his keys on a secure lanyard as that would be giving in to the burglars and it's important to learn that sometimes in life you just need to learn not to drop your keys.