Russell Brand's football column in the Sat Guardian

[Lush]

Always enjoy reading this, but last week's and this week's columns have been corkers. If you've got a it of time to spare waiting for KO at Orient, have a read. Today's (the first link) has a mention for Eric Steele!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/mar/07/russell-brand-carling-cup-ben-foster-ashley-cole

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/feb/28/russell-brand-carling-cup-spurs-man-utd

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

"Also you can download music on your mobile phone so that's an option, perhaps Ashley can't remember where he's put it."

He's not allowed to say that, surely?! Very funny articles!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I like his excuse for not travelling to watch his team lose an important away fixture (Middlesbrough v West Ham in the FA Cup):-

"If I'd been stood in that cold midweek monument to the decline of England's premier domestic Cup, watching the one remaining narrative thread of our season being jizzed out like grey sperm into the drab hankie of the fifth round I wouldn't turn to my companion and say "well, that was a lovely day out". I'd probably weep, or worse, begin the introspective dig through the flaccid tendrils of wasted hope which must be discarded to cope with yet another loss".

I might have to use those words to justify not going to Orient this afternoon.

 

[Happy Seagull]

Fandabidozi
07 Mar 09, 10:37am (about 3 hours ago)
As you can tell...I am not big Russel Brand fan. What a load of drivel.

You, like Ashley's phone are talking out of your arse.