[NSC] Rules of engagement for the WBBWC24

[Commander]

What the fück are you talking about? The honey badger won an iteration of said world cup. Now here's you going all "WACCOE" Leeds about it.

No need to drag the good name of the world hardest creature competition through the mud. Disgraceful.

Once the competition was on its last legs and nobody really cared anymore. Basically once it stopped being FIXED. The HB should have had at least 4 titles before then.

 

[Simster]

Once the competition was on its last legs and nobody really cared anymore. Basically once it stopped being FIXED. The HB should have had at least 4 titles before then.

Fixed? It was investigated and no wrong-doing was ever proved or found. Perfectly reasonable outcomes, all of them. "Play on lads."

 

[MattBackHome]

I'm still waiting for the Mantis Shrimp to get the Paula Vennels treatment by ITV.

 

[PTC Gull]

The only genuine dunking biscuits are Ginger Nuts!

 

[Marty McFly]

If we're talking dunking with a hot drink (and we should be) then the only real winner, as any Aussie living here, or any Brit who has lived Down Under should be able to tell you is the TIM TAM.

Because then, you can do the Tim Tam Slam.

How to Do the Tim Tam Slam: 6 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

The Tim Tam is a popular chocolate biscuit native to Australia. It consists of two wafers of malted biscuit which sandwich a creamy chocolate filling, with the whole thing being held together by a thin outer layer of chocolate. By nibbling...

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Dunking taken to the next level.

 

[Marty McFly]

The only genuine dunking biscuits are Ginger Nuts!

I presume you haven't been introduced to Maple Creams (or Tim Tams)

 

[TomandJerry]

@TomandJerry you must run the comp in any fashion you think it appropriate. For all intents and purposes, you are Caesar, Emperor & Blatter.

We all know that by the final stages it's bound to have turned into a fetid pit of corruption, acrimony and sleaze (the DNA of NSC) whatever happens.

Absolutely.

The Jaffa Cake potentially lives to see another day.

 

[TomandJerry]

The only genuine dunking biscuits are Ginger Nuts!

 

[jakarta]

The only genuine dunking biscuits are Ginger Nuts!

Not true, there are lots of other MARVELLOUS dunking biscuits but yes they are the best...

 

[Jaffa Cake 4Eva]

Absolutely.

The Jaffa Cake lives to see another day.

Sense at last.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Waggon Wheels can stay away - there isn't even a pretence of biscuit in them.

 

[studio150]

Richard seems to think a Twix is a biscuit



Twix therefore will be allowed entry into the competition

But Richard is an idiot and doesn't know what he is talking about.

The fact that some stupid supermarkets now put Twix and Kit Kat in both the sweet and biscuit aisles just shows they are pandering to idiots, rather than correctly keeping them only in the sweet aisle.

 

[Jaffa Cake 4Eva]

But Richard is an idiot and doesn't know what he is talking about.

The fact that some stupid supermarkets now put Twix and Kit Kat in both the sweet and biscuit aisles just shows they are pandering to idiots, rather than correctly keeping them only in the sweet aisle.

Exactly.

I am never displayed in sweet aisle. I am never displayed in the cake aisle. I am only ever displayed in the biscuit aisle.

Proof certain that I am a biscuit, and thus eligible for this competition. Which I would win.

#FreeJFC

 

[chickens]

The only genuine dunking biscuits are Ginger Nuts!

Poor Barco.

 

[Audax]

Penguins will win anyway.

A Tim Tam will take a Penguin behind the shed, melt its chocolate, and smash it into powdery crumbs.

 

[Audax]

If it can't maintain structural integrity or alternatively if a significant amount of it melts during dunking then it's not a biscuit worthy of the name in my world.

If we're talking dunking with a hot drink (and we should be) then the only real winner, as any Aussie living here, or any Brit who has lived Down Under should be able to tell you is the TIM TAM.

Because then, you can do the Tim Tam Slam.

How to Do the Tim Tam Slam: 6 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

The Tim Tam is a popular chocolate biscuit native to Australia. It consists of two wafers of malted biscuit which sandwich a creamy chocolate filling, with the whole thing being held together by a thin outer layer of chocolate. By nibbling...

www.wikihow.com

Dunking taken to the next level.

I see I'm late to this thread. But the only true winner of a Worlds Best Biscuit competition won't be decided by which biscuit is best for dunking. It is which biscuit can be used as a freaking straw and maintain structural integrity long enough to still be navigated into the mouth instead of collapsing into the drink. The only biscuit that achieves this level of awesomeness is the TimTam. No Penguin has every survived a Slam attempt to my knowledge.

 

[PTC Gull]

I presume you haven't been introduced to Maple Creams (or Tim Tams)

Both. For me Ginger nuts just shade it over TimTams.