RUDE meat

[Lord Cornwallis]

Lamb cannon
Pork sword
Spam javalin
Hair pie
Beef curtains
Mutton dagger
Gammon flaps
Meat obo

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Badly Packed Kebab

 

[El Presidente]

Beaver Cleaver

 

[Kenhead]

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

vertical bacon sandwich

 

[Bwian]

Sloppy Joe

 

[ripper]

Furry Clam

 

[Man of Harveys]

She likes a big portion of pork in cider

 

[Soton Seagull]

There used to be a poorly thought out Butchers advert that's catchphrase went -

'Slam in the Lamb'

Ooer missus!

 

[Man of Harveys]

"she always wanted my scrag end"

 

[Superphil]

Bacon Torpedo

as in the Motörhead classic "Eat the Rich"

Come on baby, eat the rich,
Bite down on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch,
C'mon baby and eat the rich
C'mon baby and eat the rich
Sittin' here in a high tuxedo
You wanna see my bacon torpedo

 

[London Calling]

monkey head

donar kebab

 

[Jim Byrne]

heat seaking moisture missile

 

[London Calling]

pork scratchings
pound of english best beef