Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
These seem to have been modelled on Katie Price's nether regions.......
Are Giles and Polly coming to your place Crodo to watch it? Are you throwing a party?
Nothing against the family per say. Would rather have them than not but it's a waste of money we can ill afford right now. I dread to think what the security bill alone will cost the taxpayer. Wills and Whatsherchops security bill was £36m+. Makes the eyes water.
Or gets you an Andy Carroll bang average type of PL player...a royal wedding is damned good value by comparison!
Because we need some good news and a break from the strength sapping clusterfeck that is Brexit. Think of it like wartime cinema, keep calm and carry onI was having a drink after work with a German, a Croatian, an Italian, an Aussie, a Gibraltarian and an Englishman and whilst no one wished the nice young couple ill-will, there was a general feeling of bemusement at how in the 21st century so much importance was being placed on a third tier "royal" wedding when in the background UK is on the cusp of a catastrophic no-deal Brexit...
Giles and Polly - is anyone called Giles or Polly these days