Royal Mail VERY Special Delivery.

[Pinkie Brown]

Don't they guarantee delivery before 1pm? This one made it at 5.40am, so the owners of this house in Gosport have no cause for complaint. Fortunately, the driver is reported as being no more than a bit 'shaken'. I suspect some RM manager will have a shed load of paperwork today?

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Lucky nobody was using that pedestrian crossing at the same time ....

 

[Stat Brother]

I have a large bet on that being his own house.
And an even bigger bet there will be no disciplinary action.

 

[Triggaaar]

I have a large bet on that being his own house.

So you expect the owner to get more than the house fixed then? I wouldn't want that to be my house.

 

[surrey jim]

I have a large bet on that being his own house.
And an even bigger bet there will be no disciplinary action.

IIRC you work for RM. Do you know something we dont?

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Apparently the house was sold!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-26661572

Quote from the owner: Mr Wiles said: "I'm hoping our buyer can hang on until the house is repaired - it's a beautiful house."

Yessssssss - I think the owner may be a tad optimistic there.

 

[BlockDpete]

I love this quote on BBC

Following the crash firefighters had to remove a window from the second floor to rescue the couple who are in their 60s.

Mr Wiles said: "The fireman poked his head through the window and said, 'were you expecting a parcel?'"

 

[sydney]

nice set of patio doors.....done...!!

 

[Stat Brother]

IIRC you work for RM. Do you know something we dont?

edit..

On reflection knowing my luck I'll get the sack for saying that
.

 

[Triggaaar]

Mr Wiles said: "The fireman poked his head through the window and said, 'were you expecting a parcel?'"

Excellent.

Although he wasn't a fireman, he was a firefighter! (as I was reliably informed by a firefighter on Tuesday).

 

[sydney]

Excellent.

Although he wasn't a fireman, he was a firefighter! (as I was reliably informed by a firefighter on Tuesday).

yeah but firemen do comedy store on Tuesdays so there were only firefighters left...!

 

[surrey jim]

Quote deleted as requested by poster. (hitony)

Was refering to your quote saying

''I have a large bet on that being his own house.''

 

[narly101]

I knew Pat couldn't change gear without a crunch, but taking out a whole house....impressive.

 

[Triggaaar]

yeah but firemen do comedy store on Tuesdays so there were only firefighters left...!

We've been duped!

 

[Stat Brother]

Was refering to your quote saying

''I have a large bet on that being his own house.''

Can you take my quote down please.

 

[hitony]

Can you take my quote down please.

Sorted.

 

[Stat Brother]

Was refering to your quote saying

''I have a large bet on that being his own house.''

Just that it's a big old lorry to be in a very residential area.

 

[Neil]

I was wondering where our walksorted was this morning

 

[John Bumlick]

Can't believe you heartless barstewards haven't considered the most important question. Is Jess OK?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Was the lorry driver a Pompey fan ? - Postman Tw4t