Royal brith

[Tricky Dicky]

I've only been up 10 minutes and I'm fed up with it already - there must be some important news this morning.

Working at home today and I normally work with the TV on, with the cricket won it's going to be a long day

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Brith?

It's a boy? And Jewish?

Oy vay.

 

[pastafarian]

is a Brith the lizard people equivalent?

 

[red star portslade]

Does the lizad baby eat it's way out or does kate lay an egg

is a Brith the lizard people equivalent?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

You're so bored with it, that you start a thread about it so that everyone else can be bored by it too?

 

[Nibble]

Do we get bread with that?

 

[DTES]

If even this:

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counts as "Breaking News" (because obviously we didn't know that before) then it's going to be a long, long, long day/week/month.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Brith?

It's a boy? And Jewish?

Oy vay.

It's early on a Monday, I've not got my typing fingers on yet

 

[Napper]

Media will show anything that avoids reporting on the NHS sell off , including propaganda about how bad nurses , hospitals etc etc are .

Google about the uk plasma sell off , scandalous . This government should be arrested .

Think about it

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If even this:

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counts as "Breaking News" (because obviously we didn't know that before) then it's going to be a long, long, long day/week/month.

And it's not necessarily true. If it's a girl, she will only be third in line to the throne, once ALL of the dominions ruled by her gracious majesty have changed the law on royal succession.

 

[Frutos]

What name do we reckon they'll give it?

If a boy, maybe Christian as an outside bet? (Willliam is a Villa fan, after all)

If a girl, it's BOUND to have Diana as one of the middle names at least. Probably not Camilla though.

 

[pornomagboy]

the Royal baby is on its way, will John Terry disrupt the proceedings and deliver it himself and then hold the baby aloft? #Kate #royalbaby

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Give it a good squeeze for me, Kate.

 

[crodonilson]

Great news.

My other half was crying with excitement at the news this morning and the whole office is seemingly glued to their twitter feeds awaiting every ounce of detail on this momentous occasion.

I am sure NSC will join me in wishing Kate all the best in these next few hours of labour, also great that the baby is due on time so her majesty can go on a well deserved holiday as planned at the end of the week.

 

[dougdeep]

Great news.

My other half was crying with excitement at the news this morning and the whole office is seemingly glued to their twitter feeds awaiting every ounce of detail on this momentous occasion.

I am sure NSC will join me in wishing Kate all the best in these next few hours of labour, also great that the baby is due on time so her majesty can go on a well deserved holiday as planned at the end of the week.

You need new bait sir.

 

[WATFORD zero]

What name do we reckon they'll give it?

If a boy, maybe Christian as an outside bet? (Willliam is a Villa fan, after all)

If a girl, it's BOUND to have Diana as one of the middle names at least. Probably not Camilla though.

Kyle if it's a girl or Sharon if it's a boy

 

[Frutos]

Kyle if it's a girl or Sharon if it's a boy

Almost worth doing just to see that vile bitch Katie Hopkins literally explode in anger.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

How about Muhammed - that would be interesting !

 

[BlueWhite]

Hope it's a Socialist.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Hope it's a Socialist.

It'll be a benefit scrounger, for sure.

Although the fact that she's gone into Labour suggests socialism is unlikely to feature.