Roy Keane

[Bluejuice]

probably just me - I can never understand anyone north of London

That's cause they all speak gobbledegook. Don't worry you're not alone. I've lived in this country all my life and they still make bugger all sense to me

 

[MikeySmall]

I've never understood the Ireland thing - we have Tasmania and we don't slate them like you do Ireland...strange that people living so close have such a completely different accent - I can never understand the f*ckers...

Every Aussie i know slags people from Tassie off!!

 

[Pat McCrotch]

rangers are !!!!!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I heard that when God finished creating England he took a shit over the edge and waht came out was Ireland?
Is this true?

I once told my chinese housemate that England invented China. I told her that we sailed around asia looking for Japan because we wanted to do some capitalist trading with them. But because Japan is so f***ing far away we had to grow our own food on the boats over. This naturally meant that we needed soil on the boats or otherwise we couldn't grow the food. On the way back with a nice healthy divine wind at our backs we realised we didn't need anymore soil so we chucked it over board. And thus, China was born...

She went CRAZY. Hasn't spoken to me for a good year now.

 

[London Irish]

I heard that when God finished creating England he took a shit over the edge and waht came out was Ireland?
Is this true?

You have to pity Irish-descended gingers as they can never hide the awful truth about their genes, unlike us dark-haired types

 

[mona]

I have come to the conclusion that Ireland is rubbish.

Liam Brady and Gerry Ryan and Paul McShane.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

He will be on his way to parkhead, what odds on him being next Ireland manager?

 

[Del Boy]

Liam Brady and Gerry Ryan and Paul McShane.

And not forgetting Wayne Henderson