Roxannes out...can't believe it

[Simster]

200 up for Easy's SHIT thread.



A splendid KNOCK.

 

[Gritt23]

So, what HAS happened to Roxanne then Easy?
I presume she has found herself a recording contract somewhere, and she will soon be touring the smaller venues around the country, just playing to a few people who are only half paying attention. Apart from one crazed fan leaping around like tigger on speed, screaming at the top of his voice, wildly throwing his underwear in her direction.

Shocking scenes.

 

[Curious Orange]

Do you know what? This is the first time I've looked at this thread. Not bad considering it's been hanging around NSC for months like a bad smell.

Haven't read any of the posts, just thought I'd make my mark.

 

[Biscuit]

THE FACTS

Total Posts: 203
User Posts
Easy 10 35
Artois 23
MRRF 16
Trigger 14
filthy 9
ChapmansThe Saviour 8
watsongooal 8
braders7 8
BrightonBird 6
CrabtreeBHA 6
DTES 6
Deano's Right Foot 6
Gareth Glover 5
Brovian 4
Everest 4
The Northstander 4
ben andrews girlfriend 3
bhafc4eva 3
Simster 3
Zebedee 2
Gritt23 2
driddles 2
Dover 2
Trotster 2
tinx 2
Icy Gull 2
Biscuit 1
berkshire seagull 1
OFAHrulz 1
Bad Ash 1
Tom Hark, Preston Park 1
Gwylan 1
Lammy 1
Soton Seagull 1
Southwick Seagull 1
Faldo 1
Giant Seagull 1
Wilts 1
Dawsey 1
bigboybuttersstolemysarnies 1
Richie Morris 1
Kylies Stunt Arse 1
Curious Orange 1
Wozza 1

 

[Easy 10]

Despite those disturbing facts and statistics from Biscuit, I have never knowingly, or willingly, bounced this thread.
As for Roxannes whereabouts, I have detailed files. Last Monday, for instance:
Monday 24th may 2004.

8.03: Roxanne's bedroom curtains opened. She was in her lilac dressing gown today, and appeared to have tied it in a hurry, as it was very loose and open. Sadly, she was wearing her favourite "Purple Dinosaur" t-shirt underneath, so no smooth flesh with which to please myself.
8.09: Caught another glimpse of her downstairs in the kitchen - still not dressed - seemed to be cooking toast.
9.30: At last, she emerges from the front door. There's something different about her hair, its all done up. Not sure I like it like that. My head starts to hurt.
9.50: Followed Roxanne to that SLUT Claires house. If that bloke with the limp turns up again, I swear I'll f***ing kill him. I can't stand the thought of him touching her. She's too good for him. Why does she even talk to him ?
12.00: All THREE of them leave Claires house. Limp-Man was there all along !! He's looking smug for some reason. He says something that makes her laugh...my head feels like its about to split in two, and I can feel a vein beginning to throb.
12.35: They're all at KFC. Roxanne orders a Zinger Tower Burger. A little bit of mayonnaise stays at the corner of her mouth...I feel woosy at the sight as her tongue flicks out and licks it clean.
13.10: JOY !! She's left Claire and Limp-Man alone in KFC and is going home by herself. Will she notice me ?
13.30: I walk closely behind, breathing in her scent. I think about touching her hair. She glances back nervously, but I know she LOVES IT REALLY. Nows the time to make my move...oh SHIT, Limp-Mans back.
18.45: Wake up in hospital bed, head hurting more than ever and can only see from one eye. Pain everywhere.

There's always tomorrow though...

 

[Marc]

I'm worried that a simular thread from Easy will srping up during Big Brother:

"I cant believe they voted NIGEL out!"



I await with anticipation!

 

[Biscuit]

Despite those disturbing facts and statistics from Biscuit, I have never knowingly, or willingly, bounced this thread.
As for Roxannes whereabouts, I have detailed files. Last Monday, for instance:
Monday 24th may 2004.

8.03: Roxanne's bedroom curtains opened. She was in her lilac dressing gown today, and appeared to have tied it in a hurry, as it was very loose and open. Sadly, she was wearing her favourite "Purple Dinosaur" t-shirt underneath, so no smooth flesh with which to please myself.
8.09: Caught another glimpse of her downstairs in the kitchen - still not dressed - seemed to be cooking toast.
9.30: At last, she emerges from the front door. There's something different about her hair, its all done up. Not sure I like it like that. My head starts to hurt.
9.50: Followed Roxanne to that SLUT Claires house. If that bloke with the limp turns up again, I swear I'll f***ing kill him. I can't stand the thought of him touching her. She's too good for him. Why does she even talk to him ?
12.00: All THREE of them leave Claires house. Limp-Man was there all along !! He's looking smug for some reason. He says something that makes her laugh...my head feels like its about to split in two, and I can feel a vein beginning to throb.
12.35: They're all at KFC. Roxanne orders a Zinger Tower Burger. A little bit of mayonnaise stays at the corner of her mouth...I feel woosy at the sight as her tongue flicks out and licks it clean.
13.10: JOY !! She's left Claire and Limp-Man alone in KFC and is going home by herself. Will she notice me ?
13.30: I walk closely behind, breathing in her scent. I think about touching her hair. She glances back nervously, but I know she LOVES IT REALLY. Nows the time to make my move...oh SHIT, Limp-Mans back.
18.45: Wake up in hospital bed, head hurting more than ever and can only see from one eye. Pain everywhere.

There's always tomorrow though...

f***ing quality post!

 

[Braders]

bouncey bouncey

 

[ManxSeagull]

oh memories !!

 

[Marc]

whats this doing here then?

 

[Easy 10]

Eleven pages and still going strong. Marvellous.

 

[Lammy]

Easy will you STOP bouncing your own thread! We're all fed up of it OK!

SAKE!

 

[Easy 10]

Thats a bif of a harsh accusation I feel.

 

[Brovion]

Easy I think you must be losing your originality, your spark, that bit of creative flair that made your posts stand out from the dross. You now seem to be endlessly recycling your old work and living on past glories. Your public are thirsting for new triumphs but you're still trying to wring out the last little bit of humor from this thread.

Hopefully this is the calm before the storm and soon a new flood of Easyisms will pour forth into our barren browsers.

 

[Easy 10]

Brovian - if you check, its not actually me who bounces this thread !! From time to time it'll reappear on Page 1 and I might add a post on it as and when it does reappear - but I have never, nor will I, seek out this thread to bounce it.

 

[CHAPPERS]

What?

 

[Marc]

Easyisms...I like it

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Good work for making this a sticky. Saves Easy having to bounce it all the time.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm scared to answer on here now, in case I get told off again.

 

[Marc]

LOOK....you even bouncing STICKY threads just HOW do you do it?!