Roving reporter -final fling at Oxford

[Edward Scissorhands]

this is a disaster, League two team is beating us 3-0. I can't think about Derby at this rate, 8 goals in 2 games. Something needs to be sorted out and quick.

Give it a break will you?

 

[London Irish]

From Fatboy, Berthe keeps trying to dribble the ball out of defence and losing it

Oh well, that's good news at least rather than us being ripped apart. He's obviously trying too hard to impress, someone needs to calm him down.

 

[Yorkie]

Berthe certainly seems TGC's fall guy

Confirmed by texts from Fatboy

Update. Martin in goal & Hammond scored

 

[The Great Cornholio]

1-3 Hammond diving header from a free kick. better! jarret just missed as well

 

[Halftime Oranges]

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Just to confirm that i can rea posts. Berthe positioning seems poor as well as his dribbling

 

[Scotty Mac]

Just to confirm that i can rea posts. Berthe positioning seems poor as well as his dribbling

what a debut. sounds look a flair defender!

 

[Stinky Kat]

keep the faith boys and girls we are gonna win 3.4

 

[London Irish]

Panic over

 

[Normandy seagull]

Perhaps Lincoln would like kerry on loan as well, then there WOULD only be two Mayo's. What ever happened to MM throwing down the gauntlet to him. Basically he has come back pre-season and thought f*** it- i'm employed for another year

 

[Halftime Oranges]

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Panic over

Oatway and Mccammon coming on?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

leon just hit the wall with a 25yd free kick followed by ckr just over from 25. attack looking good. defence looking square and flat footed. Tank the best but he was the 4th player walked around for the 2nd goal.

 

[Normandy seagull]

Confirmed by texts from Fatboy

Update. Martin in goal & Hammond scored

cheers Yorkie

 

[Yorkie]

Perhaps Lincoln would like kerry on loan as well, then there WOULD only be two Mayo's. What ever happened to MM throwing down the gauntlet to him. Basically he has come back pre-season and thought f*** it- i'm employed for another year

I know I look at everything with rose coloured specs but Kerry wouldn't think like that.
This is his first game since coming back from injury and he's taking it easy so as to be fit for Derby next week when it really matters.

 

[Stinky Kat]

we need warren aspinall

 

[Bluejuice]

Is Hammond going to be this season's Virgo?

 

[Normandy seagull]

I know I look at everything with rose coloured specs but Kerry wouldn't think like that.
This is his first game since coming back from injury and he's taking it easy so as to be fit for Derby next week when it really matters.

True but you have to admit at times he is more frustrating than jarrett

 

[London Irish]

Oatway and Mccammon coming on?

You must be DEVASTATED they are not playing in a 3-nil down in 20 minutes thrashing, aren't you sonny?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

We need to issue tazers to the back four. Maybe the attack will dig us out of the hole, they are looking promising, but MM needs to do something at the back otherwise we are going to look stupid. It's not as though we are putting out a bunch of reserves for this match.