ROONEYS WRITTEN TRANSFER REQUEST - the transcript...

[Easy 10]

Dear Everton,
Please can i have torks with other clubs now please. I want to see what it is like to play in yurope and things. I red that Man U and Newcarsel want to bye me, and that they will give me lots more mony and I will be on telly a lot. Wile I am here, I wanted to say sorry for the old woman i shaged, but i only put my finger in her, I sware.

Anyway, fank you for letting me play for Everton it was really nice and can i keep one of the shirts. I have to go for my tea now.

Luv,

Wayne.

xxx.

 

[Dave the OAP]

thats assuming he can write!

 

[sams dad]

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Is Wayne Rooney the worlds most famous Chav?

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Tunbridge Wells BHA

 

[Dover]

Fantastic Easy 10. But the grammar looks to sophisicated.

 

[Inkerman]

Fantastic Easy 10. But the grammar looks to sophisicated.

that would be "too sophisticated" would it?

 

[bigc]

no. i think it probably said

they r all minging down ere, geordie lasses do it for a £5 and a pack of frazzles, im off, the offie's onto me and they wont serve me and darryl hooch.

 

[Robot Chicken]

That should be in crayon to be ultra realistic