Rooney's granny ho!

[Brighton Breezy]

Surely he could have picked someone like that up for a packet of crisps in his local working mens club?

 

[ShorehamGull]

I know he is a good footballer, but what is wrong with Rooneys eyes

 

[London Irish]

45 pounds for 15 minutes.

20 a day = 900 pounds

4 day week = 3600 pounds

48 week year = 172800 pounds

50% to the Madam = 86400 pounds per annum net.

Don't you go getting any ideas, Gareth.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dude that is rough. Look at his girlfriend as well, it beggers belief

BTW £45 an hour is nothing, ladies in Brighton charge around 80 for half an hour on average and as soon as you climax, even if it's after 5 mins, you're out!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

48 week year = 172800 pounds

What about when they're blobbin'?

 

[El Presidente]

Dude that is rough. Look at his girlfriend as well, it beggers belief

BTW £45 an hour is nothing, ladies in Brighton charge around 80 for half an hour on average and as soon as you climax, even if it's after 5 mins, you're out!

Is this some type of confession Danny?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Yeah, like Rooney's really attractive himself!

Those two make Roy and Fat Pat off Eastenders look like Tom and Nicole...

 

[Marshy]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Is this some type of confession Danny?

 

[El Presidente]

Shocking stuff Danny, £80 for 5 minutes works out at £960 an hour.

Was it pay as you enter??