Rooney's granny ho!

[El Presidente]

Rooney's 48 year old granny whore, what a looker!

 

[Northstander]

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

My god, she's a beast! Why would anyone want to have sex with that, let alone pay for it?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its a strange emigma that some men like to play around with women much worse than they already have.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Unbelievable. And what about Newcastle, they seem hell bent on assembling the worst set of role models ever seen on these shores.

 

[tinx]

You're a fmaous footballer with loads of cash, you've got a fit bird and hundreds of other fit birds would want to shag you. so what do you do?

screw an old hag.

 

[Superseagull]

not just screw an old hag - but you have to pay for it as well!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

What do you think hurt his girlfriend more?

A) He cheated on her
B)He cheated on her with that old hag
C)He paid money to cheat on her with that old hag

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

45 quid an hour!!! wow

 

[CHAPPERS]

45 quid an hour!!! wow

Don't you get any ideas, Laura.....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

45 pounds for 15 minutes.

20 a day = 900 pounds

4 day week = 3600 pounds

48 week year = 172800 pounds

50% to the Madam = 86400 pounds per annum net.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Don't you get any ideas, Laura.....

ok

but 45 quid an hour!!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

she looks okay to me.

 

[Tooting Gull]

she looks okay to me.

Come on Mum, even the Gobi's not that big...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Who was it who said most blokes would shag anything with a pulse. And some are not even that choosy.

Dress her up in PVC, fishnets, make-up, and the right atmosphere and half the single blokes on this board would be fighting each other to get in there.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Dress her up in fishnets and she'd look like...an ageing whale.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Call me Wayne.

 

[Brovion]

It's like what Jo Brand said. She said the Prince Charles was the hope and inspiration for ugly women the world over: "He's rich and married to a beautiful woman and what does he do? Goes and shags that old donkey Camilla!"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I think even Wayne would have drawn the line at that one.

 

[SK1NT]

45 pounds for 15 minutes.

20 a day = 900 pounds

4 day week = 3600 pounds

48 week year = 172800 pounds

50% to the Madam = 86400 pounds per annum net.

plus a lot of diseases and no self respect!