Roll call for the Billie Piper smut fest tonight?
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Skaville
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Eyebrows like Liam Gallagher
Scotty Mac
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sten_super
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Damnit. The girlfriend is watching some crap on tv. I can't exactly say 'Can we change over so I can ogle Billy Piper'. Hopefully it'll be available for download somewhere later. Anyone know any good websites for tv programs?
Scotty Mac
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bound to end up in youtube or something similar
bristolseagull
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shit f*** too
bristolseagull
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i really wouldnt bother
Scotty Mac
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my GAY flatmate wouldnt let me use her tv to watch itv2 - cant believe i missed it 
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my GAY flatmate wouldnt let me use her tv to watch itv2 - cant believe i missed it
Didnt miss much anyway
clapham_gull
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Oh dear, oh dear... not sure she's done herself any favours with that....
If your idea of erotic entertainment is Billie Piper having sex with a fat pasty farmer, well I'll set the scene.
Puts on mens deodorant (because their wife won't notice), quite unelegently lubes herself up (to give the impression she already wet) then rides a bloke right out of Emmerdale...
Unbelievably tacky - a massive "raspberry". Oh she's playing with a vibrator now.
God it's terrible - probably will get a cult following. Imagine a really really cheap Sky 1 offering, but in soft focus like a £1.99 straight to video bargain bucket woolworths offering.
no it's worse than that.
Cult classic probably...
If your idea of erotic entertainment is Billie Piper having sex with a fat pasty farmer, well I'll set the scene.
Puts on mens deodorant (because their wife won't notice), quite unelegently lubes herself up (to give the impression she already wet) then rides a bloke right out of Emmerdale...
Unbelievably tacky - a massive "raspberry". Oh she's playing with a vibrator now.
God it's terrible - probably will get a cult following. Imagine a really really cheap Sky 1 offering, but in soft focus like a £1.99 straight to video bargain bucket woolworths offering.
no it's worse than that.
Cult classic probably...
magoo
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of course it was going to be shit! 
ROSM
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Can't wait for the 'older' mens views when they get into work. Bet they enjoyed it - not sure it makes her any more of a sex symbol now. More likely it has shattered a few opportunities
Dave the OAP
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Got back late from Choir so missed it.
is it worth watching?
is it worth watching?
ROSM
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Got back late from Choir so missed it.
is it worth watching?
only in a cringe worthy, did she really think this was a good career move, kind of way. If you want to see 3 acted 'blowjobs' a young ladt riding a man like a horse and an 'acted' vibrator session then feel free. She didn't put much feeling into it. I'm sure ladies in soho peep shows give more emotion
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But that's the point isn'it? She's a call girl after all.
Just saw a bit on youtube and thought it was exactly what you would expect at that time of night on TV.....definately trying to shed her Dr Who image isn't she!!!
SMUT
?? Obviously not. Tho I bet they don't show it on BBC Prime!!! 
ROSM
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But that's the point isn'it? She's a call girl after all.
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A high class one at that. Do the high class ones still perform like the more run of the mill ones then
But I was talking about her acting rather than the acting of her character if you know what I mean.
Stinkers Bridge
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I didn't bother watching it out of principal ! They had hyped it up so much, I was sick to death of hearing about it about 2 weeks ago. They obviously decided quite early on that they could sell it purely on the fact that you might get to see Billie Piper showing a little bit of flesh and writhing about a bit.
And like it has been mentioned on here already, if there are any good bits, you will find them on the internet anyway
And like it has been mentioned on here already, if there are any good bits, you will find them on the internet anyway
clippedgull
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http://www.itv.com/Drama/contemporary/TheSecretDiaryofaCallGirl/default.html
Watch Episode One again
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Watch Episode One again
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Uncle Spielberg
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Saxondale was particularly good last night