Roll call for running the ICF

[Parson Henry]

Me?

Nope. I haven't a ticket.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Me neither. I will be sorting out my sock drawer.

 

[Trigger]

I've a pile of ironing to do.

 

[Titanic]

Nah sorry, gotta go brass rubbing before the game.

 

[Parson Henry]

Me neither. I will be sorting out my sock drawer.

Why will you be involved in a fracas with your sock drawer?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Why will you be involved in a fracas with your sock drawer?

It depends.

The thin cotton socks I think I could probably handle. My problems start when the heavy boot socks get involved.

Leave it ! I'm not worth it....

 

[seven stands]

go on then

 

[Beach Hut]

I have a long standing appointment - to have my nasal hair plucked.

 

[Tooting Gull]

'Where's your famous Ice Cream Firm, where's your famous...'

 

[Buzzer]

I come from a nation of warriors but I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

I could never run a company that big. Besides Im against some of their ecological policies.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Me?

Nope. I haven't a ticket.

You`ll have trouble running the local IVF (Clinic)

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: Roll call for running the ICF

You`ll have trouble running the local IVF (Clinic)

Not funny.

Sometimes you should think before posting.

 

[Hampden Park]

Re: Re: Roll call for running the ICF

You`ll have trouble running the local IVF (Clinic)

thats for wankers like you

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I'm not sure they would let a Brighton supporter be in charge of them, where do I apply? always fancied wearing stone island and burberry, goes nice with my eyes.

 

[The Wookiee]

Just been sent this from another forum. West ham

fuckin shit
me and 'guildford' walked straight through them when they turned up at aldershot in 2001 and they didnt say a word

not that we realised who they were at first

Their main yoof laf is a gobby half caste with dreads who seems to think he's the number 1 hooligan in the uk. first person to come across him please do spark him out.

I'm taking my nan and grandad (xmas present) so any of them in the BMU will be in serious trouble

 

[Harold]

I take it his Nan and Grandad are major faces in the ICF then?

 

[East Staffs Gull]

I've a pile of ironing to do.

Is that meant to be irony?

 

[Bakesy]

I expect they all look like Alf Garnett now....

 

[Croydonbloke]

Re: Re: Re: Roll call for running the ICF

Not funny.

Sometimes you should think before posting.

If that`s the case your post count should be under 1000