Rogers Profanisarus !!!

[Raleigh Chopper]

Dutch Oven.
Pulling the duvet over the wifes head and farting.

 

[HHGull]

Similar to the Kronenbourg - looks 16 from the back 64 from the front.

A back beauty!

 

[Kumquat]

Another classic is Robocrap. A rumbling in the lower bowels that makes it abundantly clear you only have ten seconds to comply.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Sledge. A bloke who is constantly pulled by dogs.

McShit. Someone who uses the bogs of a fast food restaurant with no intention of eating.
If you are questioned by a manager with the assurance that you will make a purchase then this is known as a McShit with lies.

 

[Leighgull]

Captain Cavemans nose as a descriptor for the clitoris is my personal fave. I also have used the riposte "A confident appeal by the Australians there" when someone farts loudly too.

 

[MJsGhost]

chippopotamus
n. A generously-proportioned lady who honestly just eats like a mouse but whose glands scoff vast quantities of deep-fried spuds.

foxymoron
n. A lady whose incredible physical attractiveness is matched only by her marked lack of intellect.