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Rogers Profanisarus !!!



Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
If anyone reads VIZ adult comic they will understand.

Roger Mellies Profanisauras definitions book I happened upon in a charity shop.

Definition >>>>> KENNELL MAID.

A particularly grumpy old woman who runs a dodgy brothel or massage parlour featuring often toothless disease ridden women of undesirable looks and age !! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!
I haven't stopped laughing since I read it KENNELL MAID HA HA HA HA HA HA !! — feeling happy. :clap::clap::clap::clap::D:D:D:D
 




Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
A source of great mirth is the profanisauras, one of my favourites is "Lamb Cannon" - a development in the arms race, superseding the Beef Bayonet and the Pork Sword.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
I have, to hand, my copy of the Profanasaurus, may I suggest , Clown's Pie : A very very wet Clodge " Finding ourselves alone n the shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty bade me descend to her ladygarden. After 50 years of widowhood , I found her to be considerably aroused. It was like being hit in the face by a clown's pie " ( The Memoirs of Queen Victoria's Ghillie by John Brown )
 
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skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Golden Deceiver: A blonde that looks great from behind, but like a dog from the front.
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
I have, to hand, my copy of the Profanasaurus, may I suggest , Clown's Pie : A very very wet Clodge " Finding ourselves alone n the shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty bade me descend to her widowhood. After 50 years of widowhood , I found her to be considerably aroused. It was like being hit in the face by a clown's pie " ( The Memoirs of Queen Victoria's Ghillie by John Brown )

Quality:laugh:
 








vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
Similar to the Kronenbourg - looks 16 from the back 64 from the front.

Similar to the Churchill Bulldog. An ugly overweight 10 pinter. After her resemblance to the TV canine Insurance advert canine. A girl who loves to say " Ohhhh yes " in the back of a car ?
 








Withdean and I

Well-known member
Aug 6, 2003
1,369
You can get the app with it all on! I think it may even be free! So funny!
 




Spider

New member
Sep 15, 2007
3,614
'As loud as Anne Frank's drum kit'-

Always made me laugh that one!

Vital reference material for all self esteemed bibliophiles.


TNBA

TTF

It's actually 'about as useful as Anne Frank's drunkit', which is even funnier.

I've always liked 'R Kelly weather' - for when the temperature is 'dipping into the teens'.
 










SouthCoastOwl

New member
May 23, 2013
1,719
Vaux Sur Seine
I've got the Android app and when work's getting a bit dull I'll hit the random button and regale my colleagues with the odd Mellieism.

This morning's offering was "page three Stannah" - a scantily-clad lady of advancing years who nevertheless provides one with a bit of a lift.
 








piersa

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2011
3,155
London
Crafty Butcher and Zuffle were my two favourite entries.
 


Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
My two personal favourites are:
1) Shaking hands with the French. A term for that moment when your finger slips through the cheap toilet paper causing you to smear it with your own sh*t while wiping your back door. So-called after the moment when the two ends of the channel tunnel met in the middle and an english hand pushed its way through the dirt to shake a french hand.

2) Punching the Spaniard. A term for masturbating. So-called because you are "knocking Juan out".
 


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