Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
He's slow, lacks vision and always seems out of place....he could be an ideal partner for Kemy
I'm good mates with a Leeds season ticket holder who when i asked him about Mr. Austin replied: 'He's absolute gash'. I am more than happy to take his word for it. When i pressed him for further details he said that he's a one good game in five type player. Runs around and tackles people but can't pass five yards or trap a bag of cement. Also has a habit of 30 yard screamers which inevitably end up in the top tier of the stand. Sounds promising
It all came from this wag pretending that the Albion had tweeted that we'd signed him. It's clearly an in-joke amongst some Leeds fans in the same way Ryan Harley was for us.
This is correct. Another parody account 'revealed' the sacking of Hockaday after one week. This was followed up by a number of news sources, including the BBC.
Let's really hope this joker doesn't get lucky, because yes, Austin is shocking. Widely regarded by the three Leeds fans in my office as their worst player, which is really saying something considering last year's form...