[News] Rocket man has kicked the bucket

[Questions]

He's not died again has he ?

As Brucie would say, ‘Didn’t he die well’

 

[vegster]

Considering his sister is even more bat-shit insane than he is, it's worrying.

Especially once they tell the N.Korean people that he was assassinated by the West.

Heard his sister is so hard she uses tampons wrapped in barbed wire.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

He's not died again has he ?

He's got quite a way to go before he catches Prince Philip up....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I thought you were talking about the guy that used to set off the fireworks from behind the trees at Withdean. I never knew him, even though he was probably standing no more than 20 yards from me in most of the games.

He used to light the fireworks with a candle. Even in the wind.

 

[A1X]

Ah yes, a destabilised North Korea is EXACTLY what we need right now...

 

[vegster]

Ah yes, a destabilised North Korea is EXACTLY what we need right now...

Has it ever been stable ?

 

[Durlston]

Very relieved that Ronnie O'Sullivan is ok. The sport would be snookered without him.

 

[R. Slicker]

No he’s still Standing

Or more accurately, after his performance the other night, he's dill danding.


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[jakarta]

Ah yes, a destabilised North Korea is EXACTLY what we need right now...

Have never really understood this paranoia about a third world country with 1970's technology rocketry which must be under constant satellite surveillance by the Septics and would last all of 15 minutes in any conflict with them?

 

[BluesRockDJ]

It would appear that Kim Jong Un is dead/dyeing to a number of reports

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rean-defector-says-99-sure-Kim-Jong-dead.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/01/opinion/kim-jon-un-north-korea.html
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/20/politics/kim-jong-un-north-korea/index.html
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52364055

At least one bit of good news

"dyeing" what, his hair ?

 

[jakarta]

"dyeing" what, his hair ?

Can I refer the honourable gentleman to answer #4 in this thread?

 

[Higham Seagull Army]

Fat boy declared dead tonight from official NK news, sister takes over , goes nuts , declares war US and South Korea , and chucks a few missiles about by tomorrow ..because
" Saturday night is alright for fightin " ............sorry ...........ill get my coat.

 

[Norman Potting]

...Or sister takes over, says, "frankly I find this whole thing silly, why don't we have just one Korea, ditch those silly weapons and concentrate on being kind to every one.....".

 

[father_and_son]

...Or sister takes over, says, "frankly I find this whole thing silly, why don't we have just one Korea, ditch those silly weapons and concentrate on being kind to every one.....".

Isn't the whole, one Korea thing how this all started?

 

[vegster]

...Or sister takes over, says, "frankly I find this whole thing silly, why don't we have just one Korea, ditch those silly weapons and concentrate on being kind to every one.....".

Ah, but for one week a month the tension is unbelievable and that goes out the window.

 

[Swansman]

Has it ever been stable ?

They have had three leaders since 1948 compared to the 16 of UK. They got 99 problems but stability aint one.

 

[hart's shirt]

Shit, I thought Elton had died

He's releasing a new 7" vinyl single in memorium for Record Store Day.

A: Don't Let the Un Go Down on Me

B: Sad Jongs (Say So Much)

 

[Eeyore]

I was hoping it wasn't Elton John, but at least he had a good Korea.

 

[BHAboi]

Alive.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Alive.

Cue the Bee Gees gags....