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Rock Star, or elite premiership footballer



Mr NFA

Banned
Nov 11, 2011
65
Think I would have to be a rock star, the trappings seem much better laugh

Prep for a big game - Chicken pasta, light training, dvd reviews.

Prep for a big gig - Fridge full of ale, birds, bundles of coke.

Love football, but know I would f*** it up, cant really f*** up being a degenerate rock star.

:clap2:

Whats it gonna be chaps, n chappeses.??
 




n1 gull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
4,639
Hurstpierpoint
Rock star every time. Sex, drugs and rock n roll. You can still go and watch games - perfect!
 




Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
Defently rock star that way I would keep my soul instead of being a complete asshole
 






Doc Lynam

I hate the Daily Mail
Jun 19, 2011
7,348
Rock star. Keith Richards has played Wembley more times then most footballers.
 




deletebeepbeepbeep

Well-known member
May 12, 2009
21,806
Footballer but not neccessarily a Premiership one, I would love to play for my home town team. El Abd/Elphick are living the dream.

I'd kill myself if I was a 'rockstar'.
 




Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,880
Rock star. Firstly if you're crap at football you will get found out, but you can be crap at music and still build up a following as you're seen as 'different' or you can sometimes benefit from the "emperor's new clothes" syndrome.

Plus when you've retired as a footballer apart from a few veterans games that's pretty much it. But rock stars never really retire and can still rake it in even when they're a load of doddery old pensioners. Plus they can keep repackaging their old material in umpteen new formats and get their fans to by the same songs about half-a-dozen times.
 








scooter1

How soon is now?
Being a rock star at the top of the tree must be great, but the level of commitment to get there is on a par with what you might have to do to become a successful sportsman.
I work in the music industry dealing with bands from the top to the bottom, and the guys at the bottom work their arses off. Anybody who thinks its an easy way to make a shit load of money is very very wrong these days.
 




Mr NFA

Banned
Nov 11, 2011
65
Being a rock star at the top of the tree must be great, but the level of commitment to get there is on a par with what you might have to do to become a successful sportsman.
I work in the music industry dealing with bands from the top to the bottom, and the guys at the bottom work their arses off. Anybody who thinks its an easy way to make a shit load of money is very very wrong these days.

Not saying its easy, just more fun to be a rockstar.

My rider

48 cans of red stripe
2 litres of JD
10g of sniff
40 marlboro golds


make it happen:guitar::guitar:
 




gazingdown

Well-known member
Feb 26, 2011
1,072
Being a rock star at the top of the tree must be great, but the level of commitment to get there is on a par with what you might have to do to become a successful sportsman.
I work in the music industry dealing with bands from the top to the bottom, and the guys at the bottom work their arses off. Anybody who thinks its an easy way to make a shit load of money is very very wrong these days.

If you're already a rock star, you will have already gone through the working-your-arse-off stage. To continue being a rock star, I suspect it's less work than sustaining being a top premiership footballer.

I would take the rock-star option too. If you enjoy it you can do it for a long time too (assuming you don't get stupid with drink/drugs/etc.). Also, there's still hope (I could write some great songs) to be a rock-star, there's NO hope of me becoming a premiership footballer (too old, no talent etc. :D)
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,880
Being a rock star at the top of the tree must be great, but the level of commitment to get there is on a par with what you might have to do to become a successful sportsman.
I work in the music industry dealing with bands from the top to the bottom, and the guys at the bottom work their arses off. Anybody who thinks its an easy way to make a shit load of money is very very wrong these days.
It never was easy, but you have to admit there is a fair amount of luck in it as well. It's about being in the right place at the right time, knowing the right people, having the look or the sound that people want (i.e. that they think will sell), etc. A lot of the time it's simply other people's tastes and value judgements that can make or break an act rather than the inherent skill or talent of the performers. There is no automatic correlation between hard work and superstardom, quite often hard work gets you nowhere. Also there can only ever be a handful of superstars at the top of the pyramid, the rest of the pyramid is made up of extremely-hardworking but ultimately doomed (success-wise) performers.
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
rockstar without a doubt

i'd be a kind of misunderstood GENIUS........i'd probably write all the songs, but probably play bass or something......but all the girls would love me because i'm so IN TOUCH with my FEELINGS and i'm COMPLICATED and all that stuff

then i'd get shacked up with some belgian artist or something

plus all the drink and drugs that you can't really do as a top footballer.....plus having to eat healthily would become a right old BORE


although if i was a top footballer, i'd definitely be a flair one......so would probably go down the drink and drug route anyway....:bosnich:
 






METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
6,844
In this order:lolol:

1) Lead guitarist in a rock/metal band
2) Legendary Albion striker
3) Lion Tamer (with hat of course)
4) Chartered Accountant

And ironically having just been made redundant i best see how my CV sits with all of the above:(
 




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