[Humour] Roberto’s Big Balls Song

[el punal]

To the tune of ‘Carefree’ :

Roberto, where ever you may go,

You’ve got big balls down below,

One to the left, one to the right,

Stuck in your pants that are far too tight!

I shall now retire to a darkened room

 

[ozzygull]

If there is not a rendition of this tomorrow

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We're Brghton and Hove Albion
And we've got big balls

I will very disapointed

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Goodness gracious, big balls on fire!!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

-Angels-

And through it all he offers me protection
Making right selections
Always right not wrong
And we can see your balls
They are distracting me
Something I can't unsee
Your clear testicles, they won't forsake me
Tight trousers on R-D-Z

 

[Official Old Man]

and if 'Great Balls of Fire' isn't included in the fan zone I'll be really disappointed.

 

[Arthur]

Blimey thought Brighton fans were woke enough to know you can't sing about anyone's genitalia these days.

'It's not a compliment, it's racist' — football culture and black players' penises

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[Lyndhurst 14]

 

[Super Steve Earle]

-Angels-

And through it all he offers me protection
Making right selections
Always right not wrong
And we can see your balls
They are distracting me
Something I can't unsee
Your clear testicles, they won't forsake me
Tight trousers on R-D-Z

Imagine a whole football crowd working through the keys to find one low enough that they could sing the high notes

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Surely the chorus of AC/DCs Big Balls is ready made for this and doesn't even need any adapting.

 

[Triggaaar]

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I thank you

 

[b.w.2.]

If there is not a rendition of this tomorrow

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We're Brghton and Hove Albion
And we've got big balls

I will very disapointed

So will I

 

[Flagship]

To the tune of Let It Be

De Zerbi, De Zerbi
De Zerbi, De Zerbi
The biggest balls in Brighton
De Zerbi
De Zerbi

Repeat

 

[B-right-on]

If there is not a rendition of this tomorrow

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We're Brghton and Hove Albion
And we've got big balls

I will very disapointed

This.

End of.

 

[SUIYHP]

To the tune of Just one Cornetto:

Just one Roberto,
Give him to me
The football maestro
From Italy
Under his wings, we’ll be alright
Brighton hove Albion
Have big balls tonight

 

[Reddleman]

This.

End of.

This

Double end of

 

[T.G]

We have big bollocks my lord
Big bollocks
We have big bollocks my Lord
Big bollocks
Oh Lord giant bollocks

This

Double end of

 

[super-seagulls]

Bold Seagull wanted the Stevie Sidwell song:

Roberto De Zerbi
You are the love of my life
Roberto De Zerbi
I’ll let you shag my wife
Roberto De Zerbi
I want bigger balls too, no?

 

[Skuller]

-Angels-

And through it all he offers me protection
Making right selections
Always right not wrong
And we can see your balls
They are distracting me
Something I can't unsee
Your clear testicles, they won't forsake me
Tight trousers on R-D-Z

You’ve ducked the problem of a rhyme with “testicle”, so of the success of your song I’m fairly sceptical.