Rituals for the Albion

[Napper]

Got any good ones ?

After wiping myself when having a No 2 I always stand up and have a p_ss , I always silently say in my head that if I can wet all the toilet paper (no dry bits left at all) with the single p_ss then Brighton will stay up. Can't remember when I started doing this but it must of been over 10 years ago

 

[WATFORD O]

Got any good ones ?

After wiping myself when having a No 2 I always stand up and have a p_ss , I always silently say in my head that if I can wet all the toilet paper (no dry bits left at all) with the single p_ss then Brighton will stay up. Can't remember when I started doing this but it must of been over 10 years ago

you really do need help....................

 

[Wardy]

Re: Re: Rituals for the Albion

you really do need help....................

Or become a better aim

 

[Brighton till i die]

i always have to make sure my back door keys are placed face down, and the 2 keys have to be at 45 degree angles to each other before i go to a game!!

 

[Gully]

...make sure I go to the right ground and get there before kick off.

 

[colinpants]

Giving £10 to my local bookmaker, which he usually keeps.

 

[Northstander]

Got any good ones ?

After wiping myself when having a No 2 I always stand up and have a p_ss , I always silently say in my head that if I can wet all the toilet paper (no dry bits left at all) with the single p_ss then Brighton will stay up. Can't remember when I started doing this but it must of been over 10 years ago

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Since an away game against Northampton in 2000 I have always listen to my walkman radio at the match either the local service away (very good at Derby and Sunderland) and SCR at the Withdean if you chart out history since Northampton away in 2000 you will see why.

 

[silky1]

Were you not ever tempted to give this a miss when we went on a 12 game streak without a win?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Were you not ever tempted to give this a miss when we went on a 12 game streak without a win?

It's called OCD

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

When listening to games on SCR, if we are losing I abandon the radio and go for Final Score on the beeb for two reasons, the first being that the radio is the reason for us losing, and secondly that it makes it more of a lottery as you strain your eyes with every goal flash whilst praying that the Albion game isn't shown with the dreaded 'FT' before the score has changed in our favour. I'm now off to wash my hands 15 times.

 

[Brighton till i die]

When listening to games on SCR, if we are losing I abandon the radio and go for Final Score on the beeb for two reasons, the first being that the radio is the reason for us losing, and secondly that it makes it more of a lottery as you strain your eyes with every goal flash whilst praying that the Albion game isn't shown with the dreaded 'FT' before the score has changed in our favour. I'm now off to wash my hands 15 times.

i must say that has worked for me a couple of times - most notably Burnley at home a couple of years ago.

2nil down in the last minute...2-2 at FT!

 

[Normal Rob]

on matchday i do a huge poo when i get up and read the paper for 20 minutes.

erm...

 

[Napper]

i have neglected to mention that my "wetting of the paper" ritual is actually more difficult than it sounds....
I dont like sitting on a bare seat so pad this out with paper, this also has to end in the loo and completely wet to save us relagation or whatever you have elected to be at stake should you fail

It is possible


Come on.......I'm not the only one I'm sure

 

[Brighton till i die]

i have neglected to mention that my "wetting of the paper" ritual is actually more difficult than it sounds....
I dont like sitting on a bare seat so pad this out with paper, this also has to end in the loo and completely wet to save us relagation or whatever you have elected to be at stake should you fail

It is possible


Come on.......I'm not the only one I'm sure

when i use a public tiolet, i put 3 squares of paper arcoss the back of the sea, a 2 squares down each side - then i grab a handful and stuff it down the loo to stop "plops" - then i go hell for leather.

STANDARD!

 

[Napper]

when i use a public tiolet, i put 3 squares of paper arcoss the back of the sea, a 2 squares down each side - then i grab a handful and stuff it down the loo to stop "plops" - then i go hell for leather.

STANDARD!

ahh mate that implies you leave the front of the seat exposed . . . . thats the worse bit and the bit your tackle rests on

 

[Brighton till i die]

ahh mate that implies you leave the front of the seat exposed . . . . thats the worse bit and the bit your tackle rests on

yeah but what are the options? cover yer big guy and piss stright onto the paper?

 

[Napper]

yeah but what are the options? cover yer big guy and piss stright onto the paper?

1, cover all the seat with paper
2, stuff paper down loo to stop splashback
3, have a no 2
4, wipe arse and put down loo
5, have a piss knocking paper off seat

job's a gooden

 

[Normal Rob]

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I dont like sitting on a bare seat so pad this out with paper, this also has to end in the loo and completely wet

WTF!!!

are you seriously telling me that you put bog roll on the seat and then piss all over it?

you ******* freak!

 

[Napper]

WTF!!!

are you seriously telling me that you put bog roll on the seat and then piss all over it?

you ******* freak!

you have to thin edge it and it will fall down the loo with no piss on the seat.
Years of practice mate