RIP Keith Floyd

[The Spanish]

respectful, deferential, gracious, complaisant, suave, affable, urbane, courtly. Civil, affable, courteous, polite all imply avoidance of rudeness toward others. Civil suggests a minimum of observance of social requirements. Affable suggests ease of approach and friendliness. Courteous implies positive, dignified, sincere, and thoughtful consideration for others. Polite implies habitual courtesy, arising from a consciousness of one's training and the demands of good manners.

just for your info

haha Mr Logic.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

which one of the posters on here is Jamie Oliver then mate?

what mate? eh mate ? tell you what mate, Jamie Oliver may post on here mate, you don't actually know do you mate ?

haha mate

 

[The Spanish]

what mate? eh mate ? tell you what mate, Jamie Oliver may post on here mate, you don't actually know do you mate ?

haha mate

you are not my mate mate. But it does sound like you want to be Jamies.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

you are not my mate mate. But it does sound like you want to be Jamies.

well, I know who I would rather have a drink with.....mate

 

[The Spanish]

well, I know who I would rather have a drink with.....mate

I can imagine it would be your dream. Just think, he may invite you back for a game of table football and a rocket and buffalo mozzarella salad, if you played your cards right.

He may even give you some money.

 

[Simster]

I can imagine it would be your dream. Just think, he may invite you back for a game of table football and a rocket and buffalo mozzarella salad, if you played your cards right.

He may even give you some money.

Just as an aside, do you eat anything other than chips & beans? It's just that I've noticed that on a variety of threads, you seem to have used interesting food as a stick to beat people with for some reason.

 

[The Spanish]

you seem to have used interesting food as a stick to beat people with for some reason.

usually sexual mate.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I can imagine it would be your dream. Just think, he may invite you back for a game of table football and a rocket and buffalo mozzarella salad, if you played your cards right.

He may even give you some money.

Nah, I don't like table football very much - however I love buffalo mozzarella salad, so that could work.

 

[Simster]

Nah, I don't like table football very much - however I love buffalo mozzarella salad, so that could work.

I bought an all in one table football/table tennis/pool table combo thing from Homebase once.

If JAMIE has one of those, you could ask him if he fancied a game of pool instead? Just a thought.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I bought an all in one table football/table tennis/pool table combo thing from Homebase once.

If JAMIE has one of those, you could ask him if he fancied a game of pool instead? Just a thought.

now that's an idea, I could really get off in my dream on that....

 

[User removed 4]

Just as an aside, do you eat anything other than chips & beans? It's just that I've noticed that on a variety of threads, you seem to have used interesting food as a stick to beat people with for some reason.

just as an aside , do you cream your pants in ecstasy everytime you pay through the nose to get a f***ing picture on your plate instead of a proper meal? "ooh when tony tobin opens a restaurant in haywards heath call me" ok next time i have to take a punter to one of these overpriced rip off emporiums i'll let you tag along .

 

[Simster]

just as an aside , do you cream your pants in ecstasy everytime you pay through the nose to get a f***ing picture on your plate instead of a proper meal? "ooh when tony tobin opens a restaurant in haywards heath call me" ok next time i have to take a punter to one of these overpriced rip off emporiums i'll let you tag along .

Yes, yes I do. Obviously.

Except I can't afford decent meals - and that quote of mine was simply to highlight one of the many differences between Haywards Heath and Reigate, as you well know. Not really for this thread IMO.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

just as an aside , do you cream your pants in ecstasy everytime you pay through the nose to get a f***ing picture on your plate instead of a proper meal? "ooh when tony tobin opens a restaurant in haywards heath call me" ok next time i have to take a punter to one of these overpriced rip off emporiums i'll let you tag along .

if they are so shite and rip off, why are you taking punters to them ?

 

[The Spanish]

Yes, yes I do. Obviously.

Except I can't afford decent meals - and that quote of mine was simply to highlight one of the many differences between Haywards Heath and Reigate, as you well know. Not really for this thread IMO.

no its funny. Do you just eat chips and beans? What is the point of that? Yes I do I am a complete pleb who thinks the height of sophistication is choosing the italian base in pizza hut.

What did Floyd do? Show proper French cooking (initially) with a passion but a remarkable lack of pretension. What does Oliver do, sell a lifestyle to sheep like divs (who have manbags). That's my point, just that Rusty Sheriffs Badge LURVES him and he is his hero this descends into a girly bitchy Binfest. Especially since you piped up.

 

[Common as Mook]

just as an aside , do you cream your pants in ecstasy everytime you pay through the nose to get a f***ing picture on your plate instead of a proper meal? "ooh when tony tobin opens a restaurant in haywards heath call me" ok next time i have to take a punter to one of these overpriced rip off emporiums i'll let you tag along .

Faithful Hooch has arrived to defend Turner.

 

[User removed 4]

if they are so shite and rip off, why are you taking punters to them ?

a lot of punters are restaurant snobs in a bit of a hyacinth bucket way, like simster in fact , much prefer a decent curry then the rest of the evening spent admiring birds undressing on a makeshift stage in some shoreditch high st pub , robotically putting pound coins in a pint glass every so often.

 

[The Spanish]

Faithful Hooch has arrived to defend Turner.

glass houses and all that.....

 

[Common as Mook]

glass houses and all that.....

I haven't said a word. Merely pointing out the obvious. In fact, I agree with you; Jamie Oliver is a wankstain.

 

[User removed 4]

Faithful Hooch has arrived to defend Turner.

oh the f***ing irony of your post." sound the alarm !! bushy and spanish have posted, this is a job for right on clique!!! "

 

[Common as Mook]

oh the f***ing irony of your post." sound the alarm !! bushy and spanish have posted, this is a job for right on clique!!! "

See above.