RIP Cuddles

[hans kraay fan club]

Cuddles, one of my kids' guinea pigs died last year. Before anybody starts with your 'who cares?', or 'its just a guinea pig' nonsense, spare a thought for his family and freinds.

He was the finest guinea pig in the garden, and his memory should be treated with all due respect.

 

[Trufflehound]

My thoughts go out to Mrs Cuddles and all the little Cuddlings who have lost a great father.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

this is just pathetic and sad

 

[Commander]

So sorry to heat this HKFC. My thoughts are with you.













Can you make glue out of guniea pigs?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

this is just pathetic and sad

He was indeed pathetic, with his dead little beady eyes staring into space, as I popped him in a Safeways bag. You are right. It really is very sad.

 

[Artois]

this is just pathetic and sad

Bang out of Order

 

[Man of Harveys]

He was indeed pathetic, with his dead little beady eyes staring into space, as I popped him in a Safeways bag. You are right. It really is very sad.

Such a tragic waste...

you should have COOKED him

 

[jonny.rainbow]

What did he achieve in his lifetime that his death should warrant my sympathy?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

So sorry to heat this HKFC. My thoughts are with you.


Can you make glue out of guniea pigs?

Of course you can. That is what Pritt Sticks are made of. Apparently it takes 8 of them to make a standard one, and 14 to make one of the bigger ones you have at the office.

 

[Commander]

Of course you can. That is what Pritt Sticks are made of. Apparently it takes 8 of them to make a standard one, and 14 to make one of the bigger ones you have at the office.

They should make them in the shape of a guniea pig. That would be cool.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What did he achieve in his lifetime that his death should warrant my sympathy?

He sniffed around and ate some guinea pig food. Sometimes he ate some grass. This one time, he hid in the little bit of drainpipe in their run. That's about it really. Is that enough?

 

[Trufflehound]

Now that really IS a singed photo.

 

[Trufflehound]

He sniffed around and ate some guinea pig food.

Do they make guinea pig food from dead horses as well?

 

[Silent Bob]

He sniffed around and ate some guinea pig food. Sometimes he ate some grass. This one time, he hid in the little bit of drainpipe in their run. That's about it really. Is that enough?

Have you got any signed photos?

Only animals that can write are worthy of mourning, imo.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

He sniffed around and ate some guinea pig food. Sometimes he ate some grass. This one time, he hid in the little bit of drainpipe in their run. That's about it really. Is that enough?

You mean, he broke no records or won people lots of money?

Pah. Good riddance.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You mean, he broke no records or won people lots of money?

Pah. Good riddance.

Fair point.

 

[Man of Harveys]

As a child, I once had a goldfish commit SUICIDE by jumping out of his tank. I'm sorry...I'm welling up here....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If I find a picture of cuddles, can he go at the top of NSC too?

 

[Meade's Ball]

If I find a picture of cuddles, can he go at the top of NSC too?

I think if i had a guinea pig, i could go with a titular Keith Harris, but never the profound cheek of a Cuddles. I'd never trust him with a full mouth.
What made you choose that name?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think if i had a guinea pig, i could go with a titular Keith Harris, but never the profound cheek of a Cuddles. I'd never trust him with a full mouth.
What made you choose that name?

I didn't choose it, my 8 year old did. His brother named the other one 'Gary'.