Rihanna

[red star portslade]

Body of Paradise, face of Allardyce

 

[Puppet Master]

Yep. Definite BOBFOC

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Not enough tit for this sailor,would still help her out though.

 

[KZNSeagull]

She needs to wash under her lady dumplings.

 

[Mellotron]

Not saying she isn't attractive but she is MASSIVELY overrated. If she wasn't famous and walked past you on the street fully clothed you wouldn't give her a second look.

 

[Gritt23]

Not saying she isn't attractive but she is MASSIVELY overrated. If she wasn't famous and walked past you on the street fully clothed you wouldn't give her a second look.

Exactly.

And what the FECK is that tattoo under her jubblies?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Exactly.

And what the FECK is that tattoo under her jubblies?

It's to give the impression that they are big enough to create a shadow.

 

[Racek]

It's to give the impression that they are big enough to create a shadow.

I'd smash her back doors in.

 

[Badger]

I've never found her particularly attractive but then again the more time she spends doing modelling, the less time she is spending subjecting people to her music, that is surely a good thing.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I've never found her particularly attractive but then again the more time she spends doing modelling, the less time she is spending subjecting people to her music, that is surely a good thing.

She isnt really the type you go for normally, she isnt a he.

 

[Mellotron]

She isnt really the type you go for normally, she isnt a he.

Haha I get it, you called him gay! That's really funny and clever cos being gay is bad, or something.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Haha I get it, you called him gay! That's really funny and clever cos being gay is bad, or something.

Yes, I really hate gays.

burn them all

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Not saying she isn't attractive but she is MASSIVELY overrated. If she wasn't famous and walked past you on the street fully clothed you wouldn't give her a second look.

This is correct. And probably applies to the majority of many so-called sex sirens. I prefer someone I can talk to. Brenda Blethyn, circa 1990s would be more suitable.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Poor mans Rachel Stevens.

Top pop totty

Topopotty

 

[Mellotron]

Yes, I really hate gays.

burn them all

So.....you weren't inferring that he was gay? I'm so confused now.

 

[footychick]

They're not very flattering photos though.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

So.....you weren't inferring that he was gay? I'm so confused now.

Confused in a sexual way?

 

[ali jenkins]

Are you lot mental?

You would all give your right arm to even get her to think twice about you!

 

[The Wizard]

She's gorgeous IMO. But then we are all different

 

[BLOCK F]

Well if it was a choice between Rihanna and Big Sam for a night of passion,I can't say Mr.Allardyce would get my vote.