Right..I thought things couldnt get worse...help me please....

[Brighton Breezy]

As I reported on the operation monkfish thread which people are no doubt not reading because its boring and has a stupid title:

"Right, the ongoing saga of me getting over my ex reached new levels on Wednesday with Operation Monkfish.
My rugby team enjoyed a 19 pub crawl with sprinting inbetween and a police siege on McDonalds halfway round.
Upon reaching a club having been sick I spent all night chatting to a scouse bird with finger puppets who kept saying 'its all good' and telling me how much she loves the beatles. I defended the Stones to the hilt and realised more then ever why I miss my ex."

I now am noticing a sinister coincidence. My ex lives in Slough, which is near Reading. Things were going ok until the last time I saw her, ie BHA v Swindon. Then we break up and Coppell leaves to move nearer slough. Surely he didnt cuckoo me at the swindon game..would explain a lot....

 

[BrightonBird]

Did you not pay attention to my advice? This is why your so f***ed up! Listen to Auntie BB. You know it makes sense!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Did you not pay attention to my advice? This is why your so f***ed up! Listen to Auntie BB. You know it makes sense!

Ok ok...please...lend me your pearls of wisdom again...or find me one of your mates to hug.

 

[BrightonBird]

Going for a late liquid lunch now. I'll be back in one hour and will give you my thoughts.....

 

[Italiaseagull]

Richie old boy, go register on the girls aloud fan site. Don't worry be happy! Get as pissed as you can over the next few days.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Be a man Richie, stop moping and face the world

 

[dwayne]

Richie...I'm struggling to find words to vent my frustration at this pathetic thread. Get a grip.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

As I reported on the operation monkfish thread which people are no doubt not reading because its boring and has a stupid title:

I think its more likely that no-ones reading it because no one gives a f***.


Go a pay a tenner for a blow job off some dirty slaaag in the Hull red light district.


Then you know it can only get better.

 

[albiongirl]

I,m sure you are looking for things that are not there my friends live near Slough too one is a Brighton fan the other a West Ham fan !! Does that affect the Coppell situation

 

[Icy Gull]

Bad timing as well Richie, your woes may be great to you but what's happening at Withdean makes them insignificant to most on here. Sad but true.

The only advice I can give you is to react like a Brighton fan and put the past behind you and look to the future, it will be better than the past and if it's not, at least you tried and didn't wallow in self pity.

 

[Safeway]

Richie...I'm struggling to find words to vent my frustration at this pathetic thread. Get a grip.

Good post.

 

[BrightonBird]

ok Richie I'm back (and a little blushed from my drink)

1. Don't drink: It makes you depressed (see what you did this time).

2. Don't shag: For about a couple of months - you'll just be reminded that your ex was better then the girl (which she probsbly is as one night stands tend to be crap).

3. Be with male friends: Have a great time eating curries, watcing videos, etc.

After that, then do all the above. You need to get your ex out of the system and realise that it is, in fact, ok being single (I'm single and have a great time)!

 

[Safeway]

Sounds like your life is f***ed mate. My advice is top yourself and hope you get dealt a better hand next time.

 

[Weezle]

Richie - we're going round in circles mate! You got quality advice the other day. Go read it again and be strong!

 

[Italiaseagull]

ok Richie I'm back (and a little blushed from my drink)

1. Do drink: It makes you dizzy which is fun (see what you did this time).

2. Do shag: For about a couple of months - you'll just be reminded that your ex was worse then the girl (which she probably is as one night stands tend to be hassle free and a laugh).

3. Be with female friends: Have a great time eating pussies, watcing dirty videos, etc.

After that, then don't do any of the above. You need to get your ex out of the system and realise that it is, in fact, ok being single (I'm single and have a terrible time I love Italiaseagull so much)!

Do what she say's that's a good post.

 

[BrightonBird]

Oi Italia. Change that now!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

2. Don't shag: For about a couple of months - you'll just be reminded that your ex was better then the girl (which she probsbly is as one night stands tend to be crap).

Dont shag?

Rubbish.

In the words of John Virgo... 'Pot as many balls as you can'

Brown ones, preferably.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Change what pettle?

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

Damn, if the Bev Road run didnt help the situation is desperate. But there are biger things of concern at the moment concerning your football club. Drink to oblivion tonight, find someone from Reading and abuse them, then fins someone to make your lady jealous - she will be back, they always come back. It is then up to you whether you accept the offer - my advice is no.

 

[BrightonBird]

I think you should listen to me as men have no idea what they are talking about, I have gone through it myself, and my friend went through the same situation as you a few months ago but she had been with him for 8 years and lived with him.