[News] Richard Littlejohn article in the Daily Mail

[LlcoolJ]

Ah good. As a freelancer, I feel better now I realise how well the Government has looked after me.

Oh, hang on. Turns out I was just suffering some sort of lockdown delusion. I’m managing to beg 2 days work a month - just enough to disqualify me from any help at all, which would only have amounted to about £150 a week anyway.

And my work will come back... ermmmm.... maybe never, as my industry moves on fast. Every colleague I know is in the same situation.

Just to top things off, if/when I do get back to work (probably on vastly reduced rates) it’s already been made clear that I’ll be right in the front line for tax rises because, you know, self-employed freelancers are all tax dodgers. And we’ll all be ‘employees’ too if the Govt gets its way, a status amply demonstrated by us sitting at home on our lavish £0 of employee benefits per month.

It’s not easy for anyone right now - even those lucky enough to have safe jobs and £2500 per month for doing sod all have probably taken a wage cut - but some of us have not so much fallen through the cracks as disappeared into a Grand Canyon of Government scapegoating.

Not much reward for 34 years as a law-abiding taxpayer. But ‘they’ve done their very best’ so that’s fine then.

And this is the situation for many, many people.

But of course, because one person has done alright out of it then that must mean that everyone is OK and the government has done a great job.

I've seen both sides. Some are absolutely coining it from qualifying for the schemes and still being able to work. Others have been left with nothing.

It was never going to be perfect, but it does grind my gears when people say "oh well I put a claim in and it was really easy" and presume that it's the same for everyone (especially the guy you quoted with his rubbish about banking records).

"Well I spoke to this bloke in a pub and he said........." the MOST annoying phrase for accountants.

 

[rogersix]

No. I'm a Mail reading, Tory voting, BTL landlord, hence my unpopularity on here, not that I give a t*ss.

Notice you failed to address my previous comments.

so obviously you inherited the deposit for your renter, and that's why you vote tory, yes?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Enjoying this thread. wellthick has shot himself in both feet yet AGAIN and Beach Dickhead is just doing as he always does. Being a monumental helmet.

The parody account is the cherry on the Bakewell.

 

[The Clamp]

You wouldn’t reveal on NSC that you were a midget traffic warden unless you were either trolling for weird kicks or lying. Either way sad act .
Don’t feed him.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I do think he's gone a bit far though.

The idea that there is actually a 5'2" Traffic Warden who also happens to be a BTL landlord (although anyone with any money is part of the liberal elite), supports Boris Johnson and the Tories "loves" Trump, thinks Harry Redknapp is a good football manager, is a racist homophobic misogynist, thinks the Daily Fail is great and LOOKS FORWARD to articles by Dicky Littledick is taking the piss.

I've met plenty of BELLENDS in my time but this character would outbell all of them by a long chalk.

I'm not buying it at all.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I do think he's gone a bit far though.

The idea that there is actually a 5'2" Traffic Warden who also happens to be a BTL landlord (although anyone with any money is part of the liberal elite), supports Boris Johnson and the Tories "loves" Trump, thinks Harry Redknapp is a good football manager, is a racist homophobic misogynist, thinks the Daily Fail is great and LOOKS FORWARD to articles by Dicky Littledick is taking the piss.

I've met plenty of BELLENDS in my time but this character would outbell all of them by a long chalk.

I'm not buying it at all.

It's Timmy, isn't it ?

 

[The Clamp]

I do think he's gone a bit far though.

The idea that there is actually a 5'2" Traffic Warden who also happens to be a BTL landlord (although anyone with any money is part of the liberal elite), supports Boris Johnson and the Tories "loves" Trump, thinks Harry Redknapp is a good football manager, is a racist homophobic misogynist, thinks the Daily Fail is great and LOOKS FORWARD to articles by Dicky Littledick is taking the piss.

I've met plenty of BELLENDS in my time but this character would outbell all of them by a long chalk.

I'm not buying it at all.

Oh it’s most certainly all a lie. He is coming on here to attract abuse. It’s a form of self harm and Bozza should give him a hiatus for his own mental well-being imo.

 

[Beach Seagull]

so obviously you inherited the deposit for your renter, and that's why you vote tory, yes?

Nothing to do with you.

 

[Beach Seagull]

Enjoying this thread. wellthick has shot himself in both feet yet AGAIN and Beach Dickhead is just doing as he always does. Being a monumental helmet.

The parody account is the cherry on the Bakewell.

Is for me is some accolade.

 

[Beach Seagull]

I do think he's gone a bit far though.

The idea that there is actually a 5'2" Traffic Warden who also happens to be a BTL landlord (although anyone with any money is part of the liberal elite), supports Boris Johnson and the Tories "loves" Trump, thinks Harry Redknapp is a good football manager, is a racist homophobic misogynist, thinks the Daily Fail is great and LOOKS FORWARD to articles by Dicky Littledick is taking the piss.

I've met plenty of BELLENDS in my time but this character would outbell all of them by a long chalk.

I'm not buying it at all.

Bellend? Is that the best you've got? Can you post my racist / homophobic / misogynist posts on here please?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Nothing to do with you.

Of course not. Because it's all a lie.

Is for me is some accolade.

Yes, I'm sure it is. And that's quite sad. Might do you good to do something constructive instead of fishing for insults on an internet forum.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Bellend? Is that the best you've got? Can you post my racist / homophobic / misogynist posts on here please?

You are literally begging to be insulted more. Very strange and not healthy. Go do something positive, I'll not feed your illness any further.

 

[Beach Seagull]

Of course not. Because it's all a lie.

How do you know?



Yes, I'm sure it is. And that's quite sad. Might do you good to do something constructive instead of fishing for insults on an internet forum.

How do you know I haven't done anything constructive today? Don't fish for insults but if you hold the 'wrong' views on NSC they are inevitable.

 

[Beach Seagull]

You are literally begging to be insulted more. Very strange and not healthy. Go do something positive, I'll not feed your illness any further.

I'll stroll to the shops and by the Daily Mail.

 

[LlcoolJ]

How do you know I haven't done anything constructive today? Don't fish for insults but if you hold the 'wrong' views on NSC they are inevitable.

"Is that all you've got?" is fishing for insults. That is a fact. You wrote that.

Everyone has seen through your bullshit. The game is up. Stop it. And that really is the last thing I'll post on this thread.

 

[Beach Seagull]

"Is that all you've got?" is fishing for insults. That is a fact. You wrote that.

Everyone has seen through your bullshit. The game is up. Stop it. And that really is the last thing I'll post on this thread.

If you say so mate.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Is for me is some accolade.

Indeed. It's not every day you're in the same league as FG, Das Reich and London Irish.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Never once 'boasted' just stated a fact (knowing full well being a BTL L/L is a no no on NSC). I'll have to mention I really rated Harry Redknapp as a manager as that's another no no on here, ya not allowed to like 'Arry' on nsc.

My finances are nothing to do with you sunshine.

I'm guessing it's nothing to do with me, because you have no answer as to how a 'low paid' (your words) traffic warden, such as yourself, could ever get finance from anybody in order to fulfil your sad fantasy of becoming a BTL landlord.

Regretfully, I suspect that the 5'2" traffic warden bit probably isn't fantasy, and would go a long way to explaining the majority of your posts

 

[Simster]

Come on people, I think we have now established beyond doubt that this is a parody account?
What is impressive is that it is a parody account that has inspired its own parody account.

Well done, whoever you are, 'beach seagull'!

It's a boring one too. How many buy to let landlords do you know who have made their money as a traffic warden? FFS.

His sole intention on here appears to be to continue bouncing his crappily ill considered right-wing threads even though most people find them exceptionally tedious. I'm sure he's giggling away at catching "the usual yoghurt-knitting wooly lefty suspects" (or, "normal people" as the rest of us call them) in his net. As a sport, I thought that sort of thing died out a decade ago? DULL.

 

[rogersix]

Nothing to do with you.

well i doubt you stole it, you didn't earn it, if you won it you would say, so that leaves one option.

just like bungle you inherited it, and that's why you voted for him, (which is fair enough, i 'spose)