alfredmizen
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Richard keys
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Interesting, this thread. Most people condemning the hairy old misogynist for his supposed actions, and rightly so.
But I see there's still a fair few posts along the lines of "But,then again, she is pretty hot, you can't blame him for going there".
A curious contrast to the Norman Cook/ Zoe Ball thread, I feel, where the comments pertaining to her (as the alleged unfaithful party) were all very much of a "What a slapper, how dare she [be attracted to a younger, more attractive man]?" nature.
Fascinating.
But I see there's still a fair few posts along the lines of "But,then again, she is pretty hot, you can't blame him for going there".
A curious contrast to the Norman Cook/ Zoe Ball thread, I feel, where the comments pertaining to her (as the alleged unfaithful party) were all very much of a "What a slapper, how dare she [be attracted to a younger, more attractive man]?" nature.
Fascinating.
Very good point, I didnt offer a view of Zoe's infidelity, however if ever your husband is called Norman and not yet eighty, I am afraid it is inevitable that your wife will eventually leave you.
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Pavilionaire
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Worth hearing his views on women one more time:
"Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love."
"Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love."
Genuinely pissing myself laughing here, only you El Pres ! You remind me of Morris day. Sexual pervert in viz
Spookily you're not the first person to compare me to Mr Day.
It's a superb (and sadly too infrequent) strip in Viz, and inevitably the final shot involves Morris's wife in her skimpies giving him the eye whilst he's too busy watching a stick vid on t'internet.
I find myself saying 'darling' and 'sweetheart' which I admit is a bit naff, dont use 'love' seem a little bit condescending, I am not sure it paints too much of a picture of Richard Keys, if you want to hate someone better to find a more convincing argument.
Pavilionaire
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I'm not making arguments for or against, I've just put up a quote that - when you read it back - you can hear him saying in your head clear as a bell as if it were 1996 all over again.
Nathan
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There's so much to laugh at Richard Keys for. Such as this Partridge-esque tour of his Doha house, complete with personalised baseball cap.
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Then there's always this reminder of Key's and Gray's consummate professionalism when live on air broadcasting and not a hint of sexism................
Whilst it's easy to take the moral high ground against Keys, he's done no worse than many of us have done in the past.
First and foremost having an affair is wrong, wrong, wrong. It's selfish, deceitful, destructive and causes untold pain and hurt to the innocent party.
At the time of it happening you'll self justify, pretend it's not serious, convince yourself that if the boot was on the other foot you'd cope with it and so on.
It's also very exciting, fills you will adrenaline, a spring in your step and a crease in your trousers.
You check your phone for messages every few minutes (it's a good idea to get a £10 Nokia with a new number just for this purpose....just in case things go tits up).
The sex tends to be off the scale, as its lust rather than Terry and June by the numbers bed squeaking that the marriage/long term relationship has turned into.
The other party to the affair, especially if they are slightly nuts and a lot younger, is likely to be uninhibited and will do things that make the wax pop out of your ears.
The danger is you ignore the warning signs of potential bunny boilerdom. Comments such as "I've told my sister that you were sent by God to make me happy" don't have you flying down the fire escape, mainly because when she says it she's wearing a rubber nurses outfit, no knickers and holding a can of squirty whipped cream in one hand, and something you can't quite define in the other but it buzzes and appears to take batteries.
It's still wrong, wrong wrong, and comes at a price that may seem worth paying in the short term, but you will regret as time goes by.
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First and foremost having an affair is wrong, wrong, wrong. It's selfish, deceitful, destructive and causes untold pain and hurt to the innocent party.
At the time of it happening you'll self justify, pretend it's not serious, convince yourself that if the boot was on the other foot you'd cope with it and so on.
It's also very exciting, fills you will adrenaline, a spring in your step and a crease in your trousers.
You check your phone for messages every few minutes (it's a good idea to get a £10 Nokia with a new number just for this purpose....just in case things go tits up).
The sex tends to be off the scale, as its lust rather than Terry and June by the numbers bed squeaking that the marriage/long term relationship has turned into.
The other party to the affair, especially if they are slightly nuts and a lot younger, is likely to be uninhibited and will do things that make the wax pop out of your ears.
The danger is you ignore the warning signs of potential bunny boilerdom. Comments such as "I've told my sister that you were sent by God to make me happy" don't have you flying down the fire escape, mainly because when she says it she's wearing a rubber nurses outfit, no knickers and holding a can of squirty whipped cream in one hand, and something you can't quite define in the other but it buzzes and appears to take batteries.
It's still wrong, wrong wrong, and comes at a price that may seem worth paying in the short term, but you will regret as time goes by.
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Pavilionaire
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His wife bought him a model of the Titanic, how ironic!
Its a bit cringeworthy of course, but I am generally a decent enough bloke but I too as I am sure most of us do, say the most inappropriate things at times, I am sure Keys has his enemies that loathe him and some firm friends that think he is being unfairly represented, for me I am not too sure that I care and doubt whether he is as bad a bloke as some are saying.
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I said as much on the Norman Cook/ Zoe Ball thread. That many of those condemning her have probably found themselves in the same position.
Me, I loathe Keys for his general slimy, 1970s sexist attitude to life, as evidenced by his conduct on SkySports, and denied by him as "just banter" often since. I can't say I think any less of him for what's gone on (apparently) now, as I couldn't really rate him any lower than I already did, the odious little toad.
If his wife was living in the UK, then it rather suggests all was not well anyway, and he's probably just given her the perfect excuse to make the separation official. But, as you say, let he who is without sin...
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alfredmizen
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I can still remember a line from the said strip "ooh look there's a Dennis Potter play on TV tonight, it's a challenging new look at the whole issue of women's Exploitation by men................there's bound to be shagging in it "