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Request For Moerators.



larus

Well-known member
Following on from Fatboys topic to the question on the 'Ask The Club' section regarding 'How much chewing gum does Bob Booker get through?', can we put something on the section, either a banner or a sticky, to request the posters to only create topics which are really worthwhile.

Now, what I think maybe worthwhile compared to others maybe different, but there have been so many questions which are ludicrous.

I mean what next? "What colour toilet paper does DK use, and does he put sheets on the seat before having a number 2?"
:rolleyes:
 




Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
Or does he pay for the paper himself or does the club pay for it?
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,637
Location Location
larus said:
I mean what next? "What colour toilet paper does DK use, and does he put sheets on the seat before having a number 2?"
Thats a good one.
With the budgetry contraints, I reckon he uses the cheap white paper from Somerfield. And there's none spare for putting sheets on the seat to protect the backs of his legs. Naah, a cursory preliminary wipe of the seat with 2 sheets (as I've heard MP is a bit of a sprinkler). The sheets are then placed carefully on the surface of the water (to prevent "splashback"), and away he goes.
 


Seagull Stew

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2003
1,462
Brighton
You mean DK actually goes to the toilet like the rest of us?
Well I'll be damned!
:bowdown:
 




Set of Tracksuits

Active member
Oct 27, 2003
1,511
Leicester
Re: Re: Request For Moerators.

Easy 10 said:
Thats a good one.
With the budgetry contraints, I reckon he uses the cheap white paper from Somerfield.


That stuff sounds a bit extravagant to me, he should use the grey tracing-paper variety that has no perforations, famous in schools and pub toilets across the country.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,637
Location Location
Re: Re: Re: Request For Moerators.

Set of Tracksuits said:
That stuff sounds a bit extravagant to me, he should use the grey tracing-paper variety that has no perforations, famous in schools and pub toilets across the country.
I wouldn't wish that stuff on anyone.
Many an afternoon lesson was spoiled with "slippery bum syndrome" after that tracing paper has succeeded merely in smearing the excrement around a wider area.

And who can forget the feeling when you stand up and have to stickily peel your pants away from your anus.

:nono:
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,455
West, West, West Sussex
Maybe we should bring back the lobbing of toilet rolls at matches from years back. They could then be collected after the match and used for their original purpose and save the club a fortune.
 




The Auditor

New member
Sep 30, 2004
2,764
Villiers Terrace
Re: Re: Re: Re: Request For Moerators.

Easy 10 said:
I wouldn't wish that stuff on anyone.
Many an afternoon lesson was spoiled with "slippery bum syndrome" after that tracing paper has succeeded merely in smearing the excrement around a wider area.

And who can forget the feeling when you stand up and have to stickily peel your pants away from your anus.

:nono:

Whose were the days !:D
 


Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
Re: Re: Re: Re: Request For Moerators.

Easy 10 said:
I wouldn't wish that stuff on anyone.
Many an afternoon lesson was spoiled with "slippery bum syndrome" after that tracing paper has succeeded merely in smearing the excrement around a wider area.

And who can forget the feeling when you stand up and have to stickily peel your pants away from your anus.

:nono:

I have not once in my life taken a shit in a public toilet for fear of using greaseproof bogroll. Had a nosebleed once and it was all the school had in the classroom bogs, blood ran off it. So they eventually gave in and got a three-ply roll from the teachers bogs

Those teachers bogs were freaky - the Ladies had urinals in them, the Gents didn't...
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
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Easy 10 said:
And who can forget the feeling when you stand up and have to stickily peel your pants away from your anus.

:nono:


oh sweet jesus Easy you are GREAT :lolol:
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,142
Haywards Heath
larus said:

I mean what next? "What colour toilet paper does DK use, and does he put sheets on the seat before having a number 2?"
:rolleyes:

I think we'll let Ernest field this one!:)
 




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