As he's too lazy (busy) to tell you himself, please allow me to point you in the direction of [MENTION=29900]Exile[/MENTION]'s latest excellent match report.
Here's the kind of thing you can expect to read:
"On the hour, the defining minute of the afternoon. A dangerous free kick to the visitors on the corner of the box, in front of their travelling fans. Our stumpy new HERO stood over it, setting himself to silence his tormentors. Two steps. A swing of the right boot, and... weak - straight at the Albion wall, and away. Not yet clear though - a terrific take and turn from 'Wessi' - by far the Canaries' best performer threatened to prolong the pressure - until he passed the ball straight to Glenn Murray on half-way. Seconds later it was nestling in the Norwich net."
Lots more here: https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?628-Albion-5-(FIVE)-0-Norwich-City-29-10-2016
Here's the kind of thing you can expect to read:
"On the hour, the defining minute of the afternoon. A dangerous free kick to the visitors on the corner of the box, in front of their travelling fans. Our stumpy new HERO stood over it, setting himself to silence his tormentors. Two steps. A swing of the right boot, and... weak - straight at the Albion wall, and away. Not yet clear though - a terrific take and turn from 'Wessi' - by far the Canaries' best performer threatened to prolong the pressure - until he passed the ball straight to Glenn Murray on half-way. Seconds later it was nestling in the Norwich net."
Lots more here: https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?628-Albion-5-(FIVE)-0-Norwich-City-29-10-2016