Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
Live like you wanna live man.
Looks a bit like a young Claire Goose
What an ‘old trout’ ?Nah, that only catches Carp.
I'm after TROUT!
You are the most unconvincing hippy I could possibly contemplate.Live like you wanna live man.
I have got Duck 5 on the back of mine.I've gone all out and got my name and number on mine this season, that'll really piss someone off.
Got it now, it’s a joke but it’s in SpanishWhoooooooosh!
I was meant to have Pritchard on mine. How did I know he was going to be diverted on the M25.I have got Duck 5 on the back of mine.
That would make you a sitting duck.I only wear one when going to a match and not all the time, don't see the point in the winter when I have a coat on.
But if my new one turns up today, I may well just put in on while working from home at my desk. Just to be a rebel.
That’s the spirit…!I wear Brighton tops all the time I am 57 and a beer belly I have over 50 shirts and I don't care what anyone else thinks.