Reise Allassani

[Juan Albion]

Apparently this kid is a winger. He is also a "Crystal Palace starlet" and wants to go out on loan to get games.

If he was any good, would you want a scummer in the team?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Apparently this kid is a winger. He is also a "Crystal Palace starlet" and wants to go out on loan to get games.

If he was any good, would you want a scummer in the team?

Your question is a total non sequitur due to the fact that the premise contains a clear oxymoron: he cannot be both "any good" and also a Palace player.

Given it's a fact that he's a Palace player, it follows that he can't be any good. On that basis, I'm out.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yes. Of course.

 

[Driver8]

Can't we just poach him for the Academy?

 

[daveinprague]

Improve scum players? No thanks.

 

[Juan Albion]

Your question is a total non sequitur due to the fact that the premise contains a clear oxymoron: he cannot be both "any good" and also a Palace player.

Given it's a fact that he's a Palace player, it follows that he can't be any good. On that basis, I'm out.

I don't think I said he was any good. Apparently he is a "starlet," which if I'm not mistaken is some kind of bimbo D-lister who never quite made it as an actress. But what do I know?

 

[Juan Albion]

Oh yeah, I said "if he was any good." I take your point, that IS illogical.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I don't think I said he was any good. Apparently he is a "starlet," which if I'm not mistaken is some kind of bimbo D-lister who never quite made it as an actress. But what do I know?

Yes, I misquoted you - apologies.

I'm still out though.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anyone else really REALLY hate that word 'starlet'? Conjures up images of a wide-eyed teenager in a leotard being groped by Freddie Starr.

 

[Juan Albion]

Anyone else really REALLY hate that word 'starlet'? Conjures up images of a wide-eyed teenager in a leotard being groped by Freddie Starr.

That would certainly explain the hair.

Edit: and the look on his face, come to think about it.

 

[CPFC G]

Looked like the next big thing to come out of our youth ranks a couple of years back, But has struggled to push on over the past year. Can play a central role as well as wide, He has good skills but needs to bulk up a bit IMO, Still only 19, I can see him being loaned out to the lower leagues this season.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

We've had Palace players on loan previously. Calvin Andrew helped us in the Great Escape.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I think the club will be looking at other options this kid looks destined to be loaned out to a League 2 outfit.

 

[Triggaaar]

If he was any good, would you want a scummer in the team?

Not if he was on loan, no.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

If he needs to bulk up best send him to a northern team, or play him CB that'll sort him out, then send him back

 

[Dougie]

Improve scum players? No thanks.

Improve ?