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Reid to leave Argyll after Albion defeat?



Perry Milkins

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Aug 10, 2007
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Ardingly
Sources close to the West Country giants have revealed today that Argyle Manager was close to leaving the club after Tuesday’s defeat at the hands of Gus Poyet’s team.

There are allegations of a severe bust-up in the changing rooms when pasties were hurled amidst guttural exchanges as scouser Reid demanded an explanation as to how his team were vanquished by ‘tippy tappy’ football. Reid emerged from the home dressing room in a turquoise and scarlet shell suit to give an emotional interview to waiting press.

He was alleged to say that he had already had job offers as the Assistant Reserve Team Development coach of the Aleutian Islands (where it is said he will join up with Bryan Robson) and also as warm-up to John Bishop in his tour of Reykjavik Fishermens Clubs and was considering both very carefully.

Meanwhile Argyle fans vented their anger by congregating outside the main stand demanding more seasoning in their pasties!

Argyle chairman Ivor Scruttock was not available for comment.
 




Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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Back in Sussex
Brilliant - had me going until the very end!

10/10.

Talking of which - move over Easy 10 - there is a new Comedy King on NSC.
 


bhaexpress

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Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Sources close to the West Country giants have revealed today that Argyle Manager was close to leaving the club after Tuesday’s defeat at the hands of Gus Poyet’s team.

There are allegations of a severe bust-up in the changing rooms when pasties were hurled amidst guttural exchanges as scouser Reid demanded an explanation as to how his team were vanquished by ‘tippy tappy’ football. Reid emerged from the home dressing room in a turquoise and scarlet shell suit to give an emotional interview to waiting press.

He was alleged to say that he had already had job offers as the Assistant Reserve Team Development coach of the Aleutian Islands (where it is said he will join up with Bryan Robson) and also as warm-up to John Bishop in his tour of Reykjavik Fishermens Clubs and was considering both very carefully.

Meanwhile Argyle fans vented their anger by congregating outside the main stand demanding more seasoning in their pasties!

Argyle chairman Ivor Scruttock was not available for comment.

:clap2::clap2::clap2:
 


















Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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I sussed it after 'West Country Giants' :lolol:
 






Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Funniest thing on here for years. Hang on whilst I clean up the piss out of my pants where I pissed myself.

Keep it up!!
 


Blackadder

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Jul 6, 2003
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Haywards Heath
Nice one Nige! :laugh:
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
I can't quite work out who's being serious in their replies to this thread and who isn't?!
 








Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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Brighton, UK
I have LITERALLY just snotted out half-chewed fig roll over my keyboard, screen and telephone.
 










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