Rehearse your Palace songs here........

[warsaw]

To help us all warm up for Sunday let's practice our scum songs. Will prove educational for all our JCLs as well. I have this one to start with, my all time favourite

Hark now hear the BRIGHTON sing the Palace RUN AWAY
And we will FIGHT for EVER MORE because of BOXING DAY

And repeat!!



Any more?

 

[00snook]

Really?

 

[Mackenzie]

We might not have as good players as them, but we win the stadium war hands down. Soooooo.......

(seventh army-white stripes)
We've got undersoil heating,
We've got undersoil heating.

(here we go)
Padded seats, padded seats, padded seats.
Padded seats, padded seats, padded seeeeeats.

 

[JTR938]

Really?

Please please no "stand up if you hate palace"!!
Dreadful song!

 

[Mackenzie]

We've got a Catalan,
You've got a caravan.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Oh i do like to be beside the seaside,oh i do like to be beside the sea

Oh i do like to stroll along the prom prom prom,where the brass band plays,F... O.. Westbrom

Oh i do like to be beside the seaside,oh i do like to be beside the sea

With a larger in my hand smashing PALACE in the sand,besides the seaside,beside the sea

 

[DECK CHAIRS AT DAWN]

Some crackers so far,keep em comin

 

[JTR938]

We've got a Catalan,
You've got a caravan.

yes yes yes!!! this will get them going....

 

[forrest]

Oh i do like to be beside the seaside,oh i do like to be beside the sea

Oh i do like to stroll along the prom prom prom,where the brass band plays,F... O.. Westbrom

Oh i do like to be beside the seaside,oh i do like to be beside the sea

With a larger in my hand smashing PALACE in the sand,besides the seaside,beside the sea

I like!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus stood up and he said-
"we hate Palace and we hate Palace,we hate Palace and we hate Palace,we hate Palace and we hate Palace,we are the Palace haters"

and

EVERY WHERE WE GO-every where we go
PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK US-people always ask us

WHO WE ARE-who we are
WHERE WE COME FROM-where we come from

SO WE TELL THEM-so we tell them

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WE ARE THE FAMOUS-we are the famous

THE FAMOUS BRIGHTON-the famous brighton

SO **** OFF PALACE-so **** off palace

OR YOU WILL DIE-or you will die

you will die you will die you will die,you will die you will die you will die

***Followed by the 2nd verse of AWAY IN A MANGER-see above***

 

[warsaw]

My old man said be a Palace fan, I said f**k off, bollox, you're a c**t!

 

[forrest]

When i was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Brighton, will I be Palace,
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun,
And shoot the palace scum,
shoot the palace scum