Refund

[Les Biehn]

If Dick's still got the receipt could we get a refund off Stockport for selling us faulty goods?

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's not very nice.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

That's not very nice.

Indeed.

 

[itszamora]

If Dick's still got the receipt could we get a refund off Stockport for selling us faulty goods?

We could replace his kidney with one of yours if you'd like?

 

[Knotty]

If Dick's still got the receipt could we get a refund off Stockport for selling us faulty goods?

Sick, very childish and totally unfunny.

 

[backson]

If you bought a vase in perfect condition from Debenhams, and you then went and dropped it outside, would you expect a refund?

Especially when in spite of a bit breaking off, you'd be able to use the vase in a few months... (sorry, the analogy tails off a bit here)

 

[Les Biehn]

We could replace his kidney with one of yours if you'd like?

Given the alcohol riddled condition of my Kidney I doubt he would want it.

 

[Les Biehn]

Sick, very childish and totally unfunny.

Some people take life way too seriously.

 

[The Grockle]

If Dick's still got the receipt could we get a refund off Stockport for selling us faulty goods?

Harsh that one fella. If he hadn’t been running around doing his best to help us out of the shit it probably wouldn’t have happened. If the rest of the team showed half the commitment he showed in a handful of games we would be mid table by now.

 

[Les Biehn]

Dear oh dear.

 

[Questions]

Dear oh dear.

Another classic Les thread.

 

[Les Biehn]

Another classic Les thread.

Sorry Questions, I didn't mean to step on your toes. I won't start anymore purposely cockish threads for my own amusement, I will leave that down to you.

 

[Questions]

Sorry Questions, I didn't mean to step on your toes. I won't start anymore purposely cockish threads for my own amusement, I will leave that down to you.

Its all done for our own amusement Leslie.
I was congratulating you because once again your impish sense of humour has given me a good old chuckle.
Whatever next Les ? you old looney you.

 

[Les Biehn]

I will never hit your dizzy heights Questions, you are the japster in chief.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Some people take life way too seriously.

With the greatest respect Leslie you have embroiled (great word no?) yourself in debating items which could be considered as insignificant before.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I bet he is really glad he was forced to sign now

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If Dick's still got the receipt could we get a refund off Stockport for selling us faulty goods?

Behave yerself Les.

Stockport sold us goods in perfick condition. Indeed would have been the signing to have seen that c unt Mayo off once and for all but for a life-changing freak injury. Plus he Applauded The Crowd. Top bloke all round. Hopefully he'll bounce back sometime next season.

You'll have been disappointed with that effort.

 

[Questions]

Behave yerself Les.

Stockport sold us goods in perfick condition. Indeed would have been the signing to have seen that c unt Mayo off once and for all but for a life-changing freak injury. Plus he Applauded The Crowd. Top bloke all round. Hopefully he'll bounce back sometime next season.

You'll have been disappointed with that effort.[/QUOTE]


Les has set his stall out and has been making jokes for fun to be honest Ron...

I mean Tom.

 

[Les Biehn]

That's the difference Questions, it's just a hobby for me. You on the otherhand are a full time cheeky scamp.

 

[NS Herald]

If Dick's still got the receipt could we get a refund off Stockport for selling us faulty goods?

Absolutely hilarious. Why don't you go and ask 'the faulty' goods - and it's wife while you're at it - I'm sure they'll see the funny side as well.