Collar Feeler
No longer feeling collars
- Jul 26, 2003
- 1,322
1 goal equals 1 goal not various permutations of meaningless points
When a goal is scored the fans go mental and cheer with a primeval fervour, we don't play some cheesy repetitive tune on an industrial size organ and whoop and holler (whatever whooping and hollering is?!?!)
Bendy free kicks that go in off the underside of the bar in the 90th minute
Normal looking Football kits as opposed to padding, inserts, gangsta rap stylee shorts, helmets ffs....
Simple but effective club names like Albion, Athletic, Wanderers, United and dare I say Palace rather than pathetic macho attempts such as Pirates, Jets, Raiders, 49ers blahdi bladhi blah
When a goal is scored the fans go mental and cheer with a primeval fervour, we don't play some cheesy repetitive tune on an industrial size organ and whoop and holler (whatever whooping and hollering is?!?!)
Bendy free kicks that go in off the underside of the bar in the 90th minute
Normal looking Football kits as opposed to padding, inserts, gangsta rap stylee shorts, helmets ffs....
Simple but effective club names like Albion, Athletic, Wanderers, United and dare I say Palace rather than pathetic macho attempts such as Pirates, Jets, Raiders, 49ers blahdi bladhi blah