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Brixtaan

New member
Jul 7, 2003
5,030
Border country.East Preston.
I fvcked a world famous porn star.
 




Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
My cousin played Inspector Clouseau in the old Pink Panther films
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
seagullion said:
i have beaten cliff lazarenco, eric bristow, colin monk and kevin painter at darts.



also beat les wallace 3-0 just 4 weeks after he had won the world title :smokin:
Top arrers mate.........:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
 








LANGDON SEAGULL

Well-known member
Dec 9, 2004
3,550
Langdon Hills
Went to school with John Robinson, and my uncle was the manager of Right Said Fred

Appeared on Whats Hapenning, kids news based quiz in the 80's with Tommy Boyd
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
I spoke to Gary Speed when he played for Leeds and sorted out his electricity bill ( and several Leeds Australian rugby league players when they left at the end of the season).
I also sorted out a direct debit for Chris Bart-Williams and amended an account for Jimmy Saville(but only spoke to his secretary) I took a bil round to Headingly Cricket ground and spoke to Fiery Fred Truman.
 






Harty

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,759
Sussex
In July 1993 I went to Ascot races, had a few drinks, blagged my way into the winners enclosure and shook hands with her Majesty the Queen.
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Harty said:
In July 1993 I went to Ascot races, had a few drinks, blagged my way into the winners enclosure and shook hands with her Majesty the Queen.

Did you ask her if she'd do a guest slot on next week's phone-in?
 


Al Bion

What's that in my dustbin
Sep 3, 2004
1,855
Up North
I met and shook hands with Princess Di in Manchester once, we discussed how the road had been given a new layer of tarmac just for her visit.

I gave Brian Horton a quote for his car insurance when he was still a player for us.

I met Michael Howard, when he was Home Secretary, and gave him a tour around a local shopping precinct.
 








northstandnorth

THE GOLDSTONE
Oct 13, 2003
2,441
A272 at 85 mph
jackie collins (yes THE jackie collins)said i was cute(i was about17 she early to mid 20's)

she was telling me all about her older sister joan the actress in her dads house on hove seafront.
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,043
West, West, West Sussex
seagullion said:
i once called the queen SIR at the silver jubilee thing

i tackled rory underwood playing the raf at rugby

Spooky 1. I was in the marching band that led the prosession through London for the Queens silver jubilee thing. Afterwards Phil The Greek shook hands with me and I asked my dad "Who's he?"

Spooky 2. Rory Underwood was doing his pilot training when I was stationed at RAF Cranwell. I worked the officers mess bar and served him regularly.
 




upnorthnow

New member
Feb 4, 2004
453
SK13
i have kissed all of bananarama
i have been on food and drink programme with chris kelly and jilly goulden, south today and North West tonight and a political series on channel 4
I nicked Richard Whiteleys taxi at Doncaster station
i was stood at the bus stop yesterday with tricky dicky from eastenders
 








Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Denis Healey spoke to me when I was in the WRNS.
He was Defence Secretary at the time visiting our comcen (comunications centre)
 


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