Really LAME claims to fame

[Bluejuice]

I went on Gamesmaster when I was a kid and met the legend that is Mr Dominik Diamond. And I once prepared his VAT Return.

I'm COOL

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Your not admiting to doing work while signing on are you?

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69946

Or is one of hobbies doing unpaid Vat returns for random celebs?

 

[Bluejuice]

Of course not!

It was some time ago, naturally. Otherwise it'd be a bit late for the Rev by now

 

[Gerbil]

I fixed Chris Eubanks oven

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

lost 14-0 in an under 16 league game and conceeded 8 of the goals to jake robinson...

then the following season proceeded to join his team and play with him instead of against him...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I once interviewed Paul McCartney...

















































... in a traffic survey on the A259 near Winchelsea.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I once cooked dinner for Blur, Status Quo and some others when I was a chef at the Greyhound Stadium

 

[Hampden Park]

i once told prince ******'s minder to f*** off as he was onboard with a side-arm. i asked him why he was carrying a weapon whilst we were at sea. he said 'there is always a possibility one of the crew might have a go at him'

 

[Common as Mook]

I was on the weakest link

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I won Channel 5's 100% 3 times - probably watched by 3 people excluding my family.

 

[Hampden Park]

I won Channel 5's 100% 3 times - probably watched by 3 people excluding my family.

i quite liked that program TGC
perhaps i even saw you.
you dont appear on eggheads do you

 

[Bob!]

My Brother (RIP) caught Freddie Mercury's Maracas at Milton Keynes Bowl



My Dad used to cut Peter Bonetti's hair.

 

[sullyupthewing]

I earn more than dwayne.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

i quite liked that program TGC
perhaps i even saw you.
you dont appear on eggheads do you

I'm good at quizzes but not that good! Audition for 100% was really easy - almost a case of turn up and get on. Very low budget and filmed in the back of the Gloria Hunniford show studio - with one camera! It has 4 lenses - 1 for each contestant and one for a wide shot. They shove an arrow under "your" lense and tell you to look at it non stop - I nearly fell over after two hours staring at the same spot. And after each show, they make you run up stairs, change your shirt, and record the next one within 10 minutes. Slave labour.

And my winnings? £300! Some guy just after me won 75 times and was made to stop - and he only got £7500. Brainless Bimbo's get that for 8 questions on WWTBAM. He answered 7500.

 

[Everest]

I've picked up (but not in that sense) Willie Carson, Frankie Dettori, Pat Eddery and Lestor Piggott in my cab.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I fixed Chris Eubanks oven

i fixed andy rollings washing machine

 

[Virgos Magician]

I was in the picture of DK holding the Div 3 cup, in the Argus

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

im on the end of season video kissing dick knight on the head while he was being interviewed after the chesterfield game

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

i know Seagullion

 

[Virgos Magician]

im on the end of season video kissing dick knight on the head while he was being interviewed after the chesterfield game

I saw that. Made me laugh