Really awkward moment at urinals last night!!

[mcshane in the 79th]

Reminds me of a clip I saw on that Rude Tube programme on E4. Some bloke wandering at a festival comes out of a portaloo just a woman is presenting a TV piece showing the toliet facilities at the festival. He looks a bit surprised by this but proceeds to walk over to the urinal and WASH HIS HANDS in it and then uses a cake as soap. A good 5 seconds or so passes before he realises the error of his ways...

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

This is it:

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[8ace]

Have you considered that there may have been someone else using the outer urinal prior to this? Therefore the chap at the middle urinal may have just taken the next one and not disobeyed the rules

In that case he should have used the other outer urinal, not the middle one

 

[Peever]

This is it:

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Some American or Canadian enjoying a beer garden? lol

 

[Simster]

In that case he should have used the other outer urinal, not the middle one

This.

The ONLY possible excuse for taking the middle urinal is if BOTH outer urinals are in use. From the evidence presented to us here, this was never the case. And even if it was the case, this freak would have comfortably been on the final shakes before BtID rocked up for a slash, not stood there for 60 seconds staring at the wall.

The man was a total freak and quite frankly I'm struggling to believe that Green Cross Code Man is a MAN at all if he can't grasp this.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Have you considered that there may have been someone else using the outer urinal prior to this? Therefore the chap at the middle urinal may have just taken the next one and not disobeyed the rules

Yes i did consider that, but i saw him walk into the toilet about 15 seconds before me while i put my pint at the bar... i also noticed no-one else came out since he entered, and no-one else was in there when i arrived - it was plain f***ing stupid of him and i didnt appricate it!!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

The ONLY possible excuse for taking the middle urinal is if BOTH outer urinals are in use. From the evidence presented to us here, this was never the case. And even if it was the case, this freak would have comfortably been on the final shakes before BtID rocked up for a slash, not stood there for 60 seconds staring at the wall.

Even then chances are if the two outer ones were in use, then I'd walk out and come back in a few mins.

Some American or Canadian enjoying a beer garden? lol

 

[Simster]

Even then chances are if the two outer ones were in use, then I'd walk out and come back in a few mins.

It does depend on circumstance and this is where the rules become less clear.

In a pub, I'd tend to agree with you. However, in a clean office, why not take the sit down option in the cubicle (if available) and attempt the cheeky "curl one out" option?

 

[Brighton till i die]

This.

The ONLY possible excuse for taking the middle urinal is if BOTH outer urinals are in use. From the evidence presented to us here, this was never the case.

Even then chances are if the two outer ones were in use, then I'd walk out and come back in a few mins.

Even if you "had" to use the middle ones for the reason above, as soon as the other 2 chaps had gone i would try and "snip" my piss flow for a second while moving to one of the outer urinals, just incase someone walks in and see you therre just jamming in the middle one with no-one else present.

Cant believe this shit even happens!!

 

[strings]

Yes i did consider that, but i saw him walk into the toilet about 15 seconds before me while i put my pint at the bar... i also noticed no-one else came out since he entered, and no-one else was in there when i arrived

So you watched him go into the toilet, and you followed him in?

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Even if you "had" to use the middle ones for the reason above, as soon as the other 2 chaps had gone i would try and "snip" my piss flow for a second while moving to one of the outer urinals, just incase someone walks in and see you therre just jamming in the middle one with no-one else present.

Cant believe this shit even happens!!

Most definitely, if you are lumbered with a poor choice of urinal and then one becomes free, then definitely hold fire and move to an outside lane. You have to wait for the other pissers to leave the room though and make sure you do it before anyone comes in. Tricky to do but the rewards are obvious

 

[smudge]

What about the crowded Gents situation? Anyone else had to "cross swords", usually in a cubicle? This is obviously a last resort when you are close to bursting, for example on a match day in a packed pub.

Usually carried out by chaps who already know each other; "cross swords" is often used by servicemen as code for sharing a bog (purely for pissing!)

 

[8ace]

What about the crowded Gents situation? Anyone else had to "cross swords", usually in a cubicle? This is obviously a last resort when you are close to bursting, for example on a match day in a packed pub.

Usually carried out by chaps who already know each other; "cross swords" is often used by servicemen as code for sharing a bog (purely for pissing!)

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

hahaha thats weird..

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

In that case he should have used the other outer urinal, not the middle one

True, but, and I may be clutching at straws here, there may have been two blokes previously occupying the outer urinals?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Yes i did consider that, but i saw him walk into the toilet about 15 seconds before me while i put my pint at the bar... i also noticed no-one else came out since he entered, and no-one else was in there when i arrived - it was plain f***ing stupid of him and i didnt appricate it!!

In that case, you are right, of course he was bang out of order!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Slightly O/T, but has anybody noticed that fake snow like substance that coats the ceiling of the North Stand bogs? Presumably serves some kind of chemical purpose. Looks well weird, like Santa's Grotto gone wrong.

 

[goodoldsussexbythesea]

Should have given him a little nudge. That would teach the cheeky bastard.

 

[Fatboy Quim]

this thread is useless without ..... oops!

 

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