[Football] Real Madrid v Chelsea CL QF

[Stat Brother]

Blimey Chelsea are so shite they're going to need 16 men on their side to beat us...





...oh.

 

[Springal]

 

[TomandJerry]

Uh oh ..

 

[dazzer6666]

2-0. Lost of arm-throwing by Chelsea players…….body language not good at all

 

[Billy in Bristol]

Ironically that means he’ll probably play against us on Saturday now as he won’t be able to play in the second leg.

Exactly my thoughts...as we all know this needed to stay as tight as this so they get all delusional about next Tuesday and for the first time in a long time, we need a Chelsea goal tonight to make it 2-1...as if.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

All over, feel like RM have a couple of gears to go up if they really needed but they do not.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Gallagher on

 

[Icy Gull]

2-0 is enough thanks, give those wankers a small sniff of a come back and a distraction for Saturday.

Is Chilwell now suspended for our game?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Thiago Silva looked a bit pissed off at being subbed there, didn't he? Could he be a tad underwhelmed by FFL's managerial abilities?

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Modric is an absolute freak of a player. Plays like a 25 year old but he’s 37 FFS!

A total joy to watch.

 

[Weststander]

What makes me laugh is that Chelsea fans have been calling into phone ins (anyone here the Nicky Campbell one post Potter and Rodgers sackings?), deeming Lampard The Messiah. Chelsea to the core, “he gets us”.

What’s “us”? Plastic, entitled and racist?

For his purported 2019/20 miracle 4th place, before the transfer ban they squeezed in £220m on Kovacic, Kepa, Jorginho and Pulisic. Joining Rudiger, Alonso, Christensen, Kante, Willian, the Cat Torturer, Giroud, Azpiliceuta, Abraham, Emerson and Batshuayi. Pipping the mighty Leicester by 4 points.



To precis, he’s shit.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

2-0 is enough thanks, give those wankers a small sniff of a come back and a distraction for Saturday.

Is Chilwell now suspended for our game?

No chance. Only for the next CL games depending on the length of the suspension. So, if it was a three match ban, for example, he'd miss the second leg, and Chelsea's next two Champions League games, in October 2025.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Cucurella looks like he'd struggle in the National League on tonights performance

 

[dazzer6666]

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[Weststander]

Cucurella looks like he'd struggle in the National League on tonights performance

£56m for

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Chilwell sent off after pulling back Rodrygo, who had run into an enormous gap vacated by a frizzy-haired, geographically-deficient former Albion defender and lifelong Chelsea fan.

Question: does there ever come a point in time where you actually feel sorry for Cucurella?

I’m gutted we won’t see the add on’s

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Gallagher on

Say what you like about Vieira: he somehow made the rich man's Craig Mackail-Smith look like a Premier League footballer for a time and that is quite the skill.

 

[dazzer6666]

£56m for

 

[Weststander]

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Meanwhile at Cobham/Stamford Bridge, Boehly’s chaotic tenure is making everyone age 20 years.

He may be rich (£4.25b less rich than he was), but he must rue the day he thought he’d dabble at PL football.

 

[hart's shirt]

Just the 2 then. Not a bad result for Chelsea considering everything.

Rightly or wrongly, they'll feel they have a chance, albeit a small one, in the 2nd leg at home next Tuesday.

Nice distraction for Saturday 3pm.