Reading

[Uncle Buck]

I've been to Withdean 3 times, sat in the home end one, and eahc time, the atmosphere has been absolutely shit - worse than at the Madejski...

It is terrible Sally, I mean with the state of the art acoustics we get at Withdean, we really should do more with them.

We are bad fans...

 

[SK1NT]

yep reading fans are honestly the shittest in the championship.

 

[Parson Henry]

I've been to Withdean 3 times, sat in the home end one, and eahc time, the atmosphere has been absolutely shit - worse than at the Madejski...

Did you take a drum and bang out an intimidating rhythm?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did you take a drum and bang out an intimidating rhythm?

Why did the drum and intmidating make me think of Zulu?

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

We need rumblestixs Perry, rumblestix.

 

[Uncle Buck]

We need rumblestixs Perry, rumblestix.

and spears.

 

[Parson Henry]

What are you on about?

Its the done thing by intimidating fans such as Reading's and Watford's

 

[Parson Henry]

and spears.

Caine? Lt Gonville Bromhead..where did that name come from?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Do you really,honestly think any of us really give a flying f*** about Reading.

You poor sad deluded young man.

Go and bother Swindon or Oxford they might actually care about you.

Our cup final

I'm thinking it's yours mate.

Go away now there's a good boy

Go on the Billy Big Nuts!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Caine? Lt Gonville Bromhead..where did that name come from?

Well everybody please stop throwing those bloody spears.

 

[Sheebo]

Afternoon Sheebs.....

afternoon... u want ur money at reading?

i f***ing hate READING they're SHIT POACHING !!!!S

 

[Uncle Buck]

afternoon... u want ur money at reading?

i f***ing hate READING they're SHIT POACHING !!!!S

That would be super.

Are you getting the train?

Be careful in town, it is oh so intimidating.

Their tops boys hang around the bus stop by BHS....

 

[Parson Henry]

Well everybody please stop throwing those bloody spears.

No doors to be bloody well blown off in that film...

 

[Uncle Buck]

No doors to be bloody well blown off in that film...

Do they take the doors off cars in Reading and then bang them with their drum sticks?

 

[Parson Henry]

That would be super.

Are you getting the train?

Be careful in town, it is oh so intimidating.

Their tops boys hang around the bus stop by BHS....

I'll have you know they are not real Reading Top Boys. They are, in fact, top boys from Cardiff who having been on loan to Millwall were spotted by Reading scouts who offered them a dream package to be hard for the Royals.

 

[Dave the OAP]

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Their tops boys hang around the bus stop by BHS....

 

[Sheebo]

i will be getting lift with my housemate from reading and we staying there on sat night (thought he told me reading IS shit). i will obviously be drinking in the albion pub 1st....piers any idea where ur drinking?? pub by station great expectations was gd last time

 

[Uncle Buck]

i will be getting lift with my housemate from reading and we staying there on sat night (thought he told me reading IS shit). i will obviously be drinking in the albion pub 1st....piers any idea where ur drinking?? pub by station great expectations was gd last time

Give me a call on Saturday and I will let you know where we are.

But we are going to do that bus stop at some point....

 

[Sheebo]

do bus stop?? have i missed something?

WSF forever yeh im hard yeh

 

[Sheebo]

Ahem, it seems as though my fellow Royals fans are somewhat apprehensive of your forthcoming visit and with good reason

Brighton's army prepares to invade Reading

what a WANKER