Ray Wilkins

[pastafarian]

He could blame it on being KICKED up his backside at the Goldstone and say it TRAUMATISED him

In my top 10 as Great Goldstone Memories, what a mad mad mad match that was

 

[carlzeiss]

At least one.

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/former-england-footballer-ray-wilkins-5133897

wow , 2 crashes mentioned in that article and still he carries on .

 

[Hastings gull]

Oh, and that would solve his problem would it? The guy needs help, and locking him up and calling him a fker isn't it.

I would not call him anything, as we are all prone to stupid acts. However, perhaps he needs both rehab and punishment. If he is perpetually involved in drink driving incidents, then he is clearly not bothered about society's rules, and as such deserves all that he gets. Locking him up will at least make him think, and more importantly, make the chance of an innocent driver being hurt that much less. Presumably he would be devoid of alcohol in jail, so that might in itself cure his apparent addiction, or is it treated as an illness, and he is supplied with the stuff?!

 

[Bwian]

To be fair, I like a drink. Boy do I like a drink. And I have been known to speed a bit (ahem). But I never drink and drive. And I'm not the sharpest tool in the drawer of tools. Perhaps its a 'cry for help'?

Thought you were more of a swimmer than a drinker... Wine Lake.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"I was arrested by a quite exceptional young man"

With a quite exceptional name:

"District Judge Timothy Workman said he accepted the evidence given by arresting officer PC Nicholas Skidmore this week, that he saw Wilkins "weaving" in his car at the junction of Portsmouth Road and Fairmile Lane."

 

[ManOfSussex]

arresting officer PC Nicholas Skidmore[/I]

He's a smashing young lad is Skidders.

 

[Pavilionaire]

He's a smashing young lad is Skidders.

Carry On Wilkins! If I was caught pissed behind a wheel then I'd want to be arrested by PC Skidmore, breathalysed by PC Boozey and thrown in a cell by Office Nick Slammer.

 

[brakespear]

Carry On Wilkins! If I was caught pissed behind a wheel then I'd want to be arrested by PC Skidmore, breathalysed by PC Boozey and thrown in a cell by Office Nick Slammer.

Much as I admire the pun weaved in with the first name Nick, this being a Carry On surely it would have to be 'Officer Dick Slammer'?

 

[Easy 10]

With a quite exceptional name:

"District Judge Timothy Workman said he accepted the evidence given by arresting officer PC Nicholas Skidmore this week, that he saw Wilkins "weaving" in his car at the junction of Portsmouth Road and Fairmile Lane."

My word.

 

[Easy 10]

I wonder how his phone call went.

"“Hello ? Hello is that Dean ? Oh splendid. Listen, can you contact my solicitor for me ? I appear to be banged up in the nonce wing with Donger, Big Baz and Mungo. Yes. Yes, I did it again. Y....I know. I know. I knooow. No not at all Dean they are all fine exceptional young men in here. But my word, the cell is a tad unpleasant. Could you just…Dean ? Hello ?”

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Doesn't he co-host Talksport sometimes with Alan Brazil?

Made for each other. I remember listening to it once and thinking "these two sound like horrible human beings stuck in the dark ages".

 

[Easy 10]

Doesn't he co-host Talksport sometimes with Alan Brazil?

Made for each other. I remember listening to it once and thinking "these two sound like horrible human beings stuck in the dark ages".

He did indeed.

I think that monstrous freeloading balloon-headed perma-pissed-up sweaty scotch mess must have radicalised him.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I wonder how his phone call went.

"“Hello ? Hello is that Dean ? Oh splendid. Listen, can you contact my solicitor for me ? I appear to be banged up in the nonce wing with Donger, Big Baz and Mungo. Yes. Yes, I did it again. Y....I know. I know. I knooow. No not at all Dean they are all fine exceptional young men in here. But my word, the cell is a tad unpleasant. Could you just…Dean ? Hello ?”

<Mungo> "You sure do have a purdy mouth, Ray."
<Big Baz> "Stay on your feet and use your head."
<Donger> "I'll play in the hole"
<Wilkins> "My word. What a great set of lads."

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I started a thread at the start of the Euros

Rays Liquid Lunch?


Ray Wilkins is co commentating on Talk Sport now.
His last couple of chats with Matey Adrian Durham were like a Sunday league team talk
He must have had a shirley

 

[sydney]

Kinel lets hope you never lose somebody close to you thats hit by a drunk driver , i have so butt out and save a whale

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At least one.

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/former-england-footballer-ray-wilkins-5133897

I wonder how his phone call went.

"“Hello ? Hello is that Dean ? Oh splendid. Listen, can you contact my solicitor for me ? I appear to be banged up in the nonce wing with Donger, Big Baz and Mungo. Yes. Yes, I did it again. Y....I know. I know. I knooow. No not at all Dean they are all fine exceptional young men in here. But my word, the cell is a tad unpleasant. Could you just…Dean ? Hello ?”

Big Baz you say......?

 

[GT49er]

I would respectfully suggest that to be three times over the limit you'd have to have consumed a hell of a lot more than 5 pints given the time taken to consume said alcohol.

As it takes not much more than a pint to put you over the limit, I can see that 5 pints might very well put you three times over it.

 

[Peter Grummit]

At least one.

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/former-england-footballer-ray-wilkins-5133897

So, he was previously banned for 3 years on 17th July 2013. And he's just been caught again, only days after getting his license back.

Alcoholism is an illness. Having the arrogance and disregard of public safety to repeatedly drink drive in a fast car is not. He needs help for the former and the full weight of the law to discourage him permanently from the latter.

PG

 

[ROSM]

How long til [MENTION=13530]bhadebenhams[/MENTION] turns up on this thread

Surely this is all Dick Knight's fault for sacking Dean and the stress it caused the family

 

[ManOfSussex]

10 week suspended prison sentence, 140 hours of community service, disqualified from driving for 4 years.

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/757546246907256832

 

[spence]

Caught for the 3rd time. Should have gone down.

Didn't Tony Adams go down for getting caught on his first time?