Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
That said, the rest of your post does make sense to me. I have a residual sympathy for Rangers because my maternal grandparents were Scots (and Presbytarian) who courted at Ibrox just after WW1. That does not mean, however, that I hate the Irish, Roman Catholics or Republicans as a group (although there are some individuals I'm not too keen on).
Going by your avatar, I always assumed that you, like me, had Polish blood in you as well which by it's very nature is Roman Catholic.