<Random Forename> <Random Surname>

[JCL - the new kid in town]

I'd prefer Greg bobkin

 

[Norman Potting]

Yes but he was a Lichtenstein under 21 - albeit as an overage player.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

6 millions a bit much for player with only one leg.

We cannot afford him now because Palace have gazumped us and offered £8.5M

p.s. and a 4 year deal

 

[Grombleton]

I don't know why we're going for him when we've got <specific name>. We should be looking at <alternate random name>

 

[bassking]

Isnt he one of the two from Cleethorpes.

 

[Biscuit]

My mates a <Random Team Name> and says he's <Weak Praise>. On his day he's <Praise> but has struggled with <Negative Aspect> recently.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Rubbish. Get rid. Waste of wages.

 

[ringmerseagulltoo]

There goes our infamous scouting executive focusing on unknowns again. (Random Forename) Burke OUT

 

[The Wookiee]

He is shit (quote from brightonmark1234)

 

[Discodoktor]

Not impressed doesn't improve our first eleven.so we should blood our youngsters.

 

[Leighgull]

Got caught shagging the gaffers daughter and has been sent to WALES as punishment.

 

[Jimmy Come Lately]

Do not want. If we're aiming to be PLR we need better than this.

 

[The Wizard]

He is shit (quote from brightonmark1234)

Just giving his veiws.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Sauce?