Random Facts about our Players

[Brownstuff]

I used to love the interviews in the old style football mags Shoot and Match with questions such as 'Favourite holiday destination' or 'Worst dressed player at the club'
I will be honest and don't really know much personal info about our current squad
Although not a Albion player I always remember a tv interview with Chris Eubank and he was asked what his favourite tipple was. His answer after a lifetime of consideration in his lispy deadpan voice was Pineapple Juice, made me chuckle. He was also asked what his favourite joke was and his reply was that he didn't know any jokes.
Has anyone got any useless facts about Brighton players?

 

[Albalbion]

i once read that charlie oatway can impregnate a woman just by staring at her, and that disabled spaces are not for disabled people, theyre just spaces owned by charlie oatway warning you whatll happen if you park there.

cant remember where i read these though.....

 

[WhingForPresident]

Colin Hawkins is actually entirely made out of golf clubs and is controlled via remote control- currently in the possession of Barry Chuckle
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[tonymgc]

My favourite feature in Match magazine was 'What if Peter Fear was.....'
Also am i the only person who thought matchman was a f***ing lop?

 

[pishhead]

Remember an interview with Paul Parker, ex man utd full back. Question went, What's your favourite holiday destination? His answer was Anywhere where I can get a sun-tan.

 

[Mackenzie]

Marcos Painter has a penchant for rare breed goat herding, he also has a small collection of early 19th century cast-iron hitching posts.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Favorite tv Programme was always Only fools and horses for every player.

 

[Lush]

Favorite tv Programme was always Only fools and horses for every player.

And favourite artist always Phil Collins

 

[Colossal Squid]

i once read that charlie oatway can impregnate a woman just by staring at her, and that disabled spaces are not for disabled people, theyre just spaces owned by charlie oatway warning you whatll happen if you park there.

cant remember where i read these though.....

Funnily enough when I saw the thread title I was going to post the exact same thing!

 

[Easy 10]

Inigo Calderon collects the shavings of his facial hair and glues them on to old lightbulbs in the vague shape of a man he once met in Halfords who helped him fit a windscreen wiper to his Seat Leon. He then posts them to his mother in Salamanca.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Casper Ankegren has to eat 33 pickled herrings and must paint the face of John Fashanu on his hands before every game to ensure that he does not become a victim of the curse of the ill-tempered, mutated sloth.
Also, Titus Bramble was the best man at Mauricio Taricco's wedding. He wore an orange tuxedo.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Inigo Calderon collects the shavings of his facial hair and glues them on to old lightbulbs in the vague shape of a man he once met in Halfords who helped him fit a windscreen wiper to his Seat Leon. He then posts them to his mother in Salamanca.

Inigo Calderon's full time job is actually being a member of the band Mumford and Sons

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

And favourite artist always Phil Collins

Favourite meal was always steak washed down by a pint of lager.